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northernladyuk replied

18 September 2017, 08:23
Maybe scooter got stuck and it got lost in translation because he's a cock.
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barrydidit replied

18 September 2017, 07:15
Bet he felt a right dick...
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GJABS replied

18 September 2017, 07:12
Can't be.
None of us see the inside of a gym.
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xoggoth replied

17 September 2017, 19:11
Nor sure I fancy that much. Lady pigs tho. Mmm. Pity I don't have a corkscrew shaped thingy.
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vetran started a topic one of ours 2?

17 September 2017, 15:35
one of ours 2?

Blimey being a remainder will drive you to terrible things.

Man freed by firefighters after sticking penis in weight | Daily Mail Online

Gymgoer has to call firefighters to slice up dumbbell weight he had managed to get his PENIS stuck in while training in Germany
Doctors were themselves unable to remove to 2.5kg weight in the city of Worms
They sedated the man and firefighters then spent three hours freeing his penis
Firefighters used a hydraulic rescue tool used to free crash victims from cars

More cast iron than lead in his pencil.
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