I survived Storm Aileen

[original PM]

It's good that you check yourself regularly. Testicular cancer affects more men than you'd think and is easily treatable if caught early.

Find me a man who doesn't check his tackle every few hours and I will buy you a pint!

[northernladyuk]

It's good that you check yourself regularly. Testicular cancer affects more men than you'd think and is easily treatable if caught early.

Mum keeps an eye out when she's changing his pads.

[ladymuck]

Oh but you are a lady too - -and no need to be shy.

I know you would not let me turn on the light and insisted I use trap two because you were on your bad week - but I am sure I felt some bollocks hanging down?

Only small ones mind you!

It's good that you check yourself regularly. Testicular cancer affects more men than you'd think and is easily treatable if caught early.

[northernladyuk]

Oh but you are a lady too - -and no need to be shy.

I know you would not let me turn on the light and insisted I use trap two because you were on your bad week - but I am sure I felt some bollocks hanging down?

Only small ones mind you!

Riiiiiiight. That's confirmed a couple of things.

[original PM]

The only woman oPM knows is his mum, so don't engage too much, or he'll get the wrong idea.

Oh but you are a lady too - -and no need to be shy.

I know you would not let me turn on the light and insisted I use trap two because you were on your bad week - but I am sure I felt some bollocks hanging down?

Only small ones mind you!

[northernladyuk]

It is. I only wore knickers because it was a bit chilly

The only woman oPM knows is his mum, so don't engage too much, or he'll get the wrong idea.

[ladymuck]

Our cat brought in 2 mice that night - one of them still alive...

My cat used to bring them in headless

[ladymuck]

Like and that would be a rare site.....

It is. I only wore knickers because it was a bit chilly

[northernladuk]

Have to admit, there was a risk of my knickers being flashed when the stiff breeze went up my skirt.

Only if it blew out the contents of your handbag

[Jog On]

Our cat brought in 2 mice that night - one of them still alive...

[original PM]

Have to admit, there was a risk of my knickers being flashed when the stiff breeze went up my skirt.

Like and that would be a rare site.....

[WTFH]

A broken pane of greenhouse glass, that I had leaned up against a wall with the intention of throwing it out, blew over and broke into smaller pieces, making it easier to dispose of
An empty watering can blew onto the top lawn
Maybe 20 apples came off the trees.

Apart from that, all OK here. Boris Johnson is due to visit soon to explain the way forward.

[OwlHoot]

It was bad but I think we will pull through. The worst was the rain which caused extensive 1 inch deep puddles and has resulted in many people getting wet shoes.

Oh dear, that guy I saw in Hammersmith from my car on the Talgarth Road last year will be having a hard time again.

He was walking his Jack Russell, and the dog would stop in its tracks at every puddle, no matter how small, and refuse point blank to continue. The guy would then have to lift it over the puddle, after which it would trot along happily until it reached the next puddle, and so on. It was the funniest thing you ever saw.

[BlasterBates]

It was bad but I think we will pull through. The worst was the rain which caused extensive 1 inch deep puddles and has resulted in many people getting wet shoes.

[ladymuck]

Have to admit, there was a risk of my knickers being flashed when the stiff breeze went up my skirt.