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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIt's good that you check yourself regularly. Testicular cancer affects more men than you'd think and is easily treatable if caught early.
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Originally posted by original PM View PostOh but you are a lady too - -and no need to be shy.
I know you would not let me turn on the light and insisted I use trap two because you were on your bad week - but I am sure I felt some bollocks hanging down?
Only small ones mind you!
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Originally posted by original PM View PostOh but you are a lady too - -and no need to be shy.
I know you would not let me turn on the light and insisted I use trap two because you were on your bad week - but I am sure I felt some bollocks hanging down?
Only small ones mind you!
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThe only woman oPM knows is his mum, so don't engage too much, or he'll get the wrong idea.
I know you would not let me turn on the light and insisted I use trap two because you were on your bad week - but I am sure I felt some bollocks hanging down?
Only small ones mind you!
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIt is. I only wore knickers because it was a bit chilly
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostHave to admit, there was a risk of my knickers being flashed when the stiff breeze went up my skirt.
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostHave to admit, there was a risk of my knickers being flashed when the stiff breeze went up my skirt.
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A broken pane of greenhouse glass, that I had leaned up against a wall with the intention of throwing it out, blew over and broke into smaller pieces, making it easier to dispose of
An empty watering can blew onto the top lawn
Maybe 20 apples came off the trees.
Apart from that, all OK here. Boris Johnson is due to visit soon to explain the way forward.
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostIt was bad but I think we will pull through. The worst was the rain which caused extensive 1 inch deep puddles and has resulted in many people getting wet shoes.
He was walking his Jack Russell, and the dog would stop in its tracks at every puddle, no matter how small, and refuse point blank to continue. The guy would then have to lift it over the puddle, after which it would trot along happily until it reached the next puddle, and so on. It was the funniest thing you ever saw.
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It was bad but I think we will pull through. The worst was the rain which caused extensive 1 inch deep puddles and has resulted in many people getting wet shoes.
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