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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
    It's all nice and jolly where I'm sitting. Here's a Blower cartoon (from The Telegraph) to lighten the mood:

    Is that Biggus Dickus?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Hush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.

    you want OPM to play with your balls?

    How continental!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    His Mum says, can you make sure it's sized so he chokes when he puts it in his mouth.
    Your mother does when she puts in her mouth

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Well, the going rate in the UK is £1bn for 10 MPs (or is it £1.5bn?). That means to buy a majority in Westminster would cost £32bn.
    UK Population is 70 million, Europe is about 5x that.
    5x32 = £160bn, so getting it for £100bn is a bargain! :lol:
    I was wrong, he's clearly a genius...

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Hush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.

    His Mum says, can you make sure it's sized so he chokes when he puts it in his mouth.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Oooh fish are biting today.
    Hush. The adults are talking. Here's a ball. Go and play with it.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Given how utterly crap he is at the job, I wonder how much he had to bribe the idiots who voted for him. Guess we'll probably never know, but it would explain their sudden need for £100bn...
    I know things are getting tough in the UK, but no need to give up on reality completely.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Given how utterly crap he is at the job, I wonder how much he had to bribe the idiots who voted for him. Guess we'll probably never know, but it would explain their sudden need for £100bn...
    Well, the going rate in the UK is £1bn for 10 MPs (or is it £1.5bn?). That means to buy a majority in Westminster would cost £32bn.
    UK Population is 70 million, Europe is about 5x that.
    5x32 = £160bn, so getting it for £100bn is a bargain! :lol:

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Unelected?

    Let's start off with the UK...
    Theresa May wasn't elected to be prime minister, she was leader of the Conservative party.
    She wasn't elected by the public to be prime minister. She wasn't elected by all of the UK parliament to be prime minister. There was no vote in the House of Commons that made her Prime Minister. The UK public only get to vote for their individual local MP.

    Junker is the leader of the EPP (a political party). He was elected my the European Parliament. There was a vote in the European Parliament in 2014 that made him president for 5 years. The European Parliament consists of MEPs who are voted for by the European public.

    You, as an individual did not vote for Theresa May to be Prime Minister (even in her constituency that is not what is on the ballot) in the same way that you as an individual did not vote for J-C Junker to be President of the EU.

    So if he is "unelected" as you've chosen to believe, then so is Theresa May.
    Given how utterly crap he is at the job, I wonder how much he had to bribe the idiots who voted for him. Guess we'll probably never know, but it would explain their sudden need for £100bn...

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
    Have you read Scooterscot's posts?
    I don't side with him He just occasionally blunders into a position where he sides with me.

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  • The_Equalizer
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Whereas siding with originalPM really shows you're onto a dead cert.
    Have you read Scooterscot's posts?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
    They seem to be far too easy to wind up. It's as if they have backed the wrong pony or something.
    Whereas siding with originalPM really shows you're onto a dead cert.

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  • The_Equalizer
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Oooh fish are biting today.
    They seem to be far too easy to wind up. It's as if they have backed the wrong pony or something.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Oooh, I've been called out again for making stuff up, better change the subject or hope some of my religious friends turn up to deflect the truth from me
    FTFY

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  • original PM
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    Oooh fish are biting today.

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