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greenlake replied

3 September 2017, 14:01
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Hey at least you didn't go out with NLyUK then you would be too sore to sit down as well!

Sounds like a secret Santa idea....
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vetran replied

3 September 2017, 13:15
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I wasn't happy, I was pissed

Hey at least you didn't go out with NLyUK then you would be too sore to sit down as well!
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SimonMac replied

3 September 2017, 10:22
Originally posted by eek View Post

I would dispute that. The 3rd largest bar bill I've ever seen was paid happily by SimonMac

No 1 belongs to a billionaire and was almost a running tab set against the rent...
No 2 belonged to Chris Evans on the sale of Virgin Radio as we used the pub next door as our local. He left a grand for regulars to apologise for the closure on the day of the announcement...

I wasn't happy, I was pissed
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MarillionFan replied

3 September 2017, 10:13
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Well you were only generous because there was only 2 of us in the pub, and even then I didn't think that I could push it beyond a Babycham..

(And there's never been a problem with SimonMac paying for his round, maybe looks of pain and wincing as he put his wallet back in his pocket but that's all.)

Looks of pain? Wincing? Don't they all look like that up North?
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eek replied

3 September 2017, 09:44
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Well you were only generous because there was only 2 of us in the pub, and even then I didn't think that I could push it beyond a Babycham..

(And there's never been a problem with SimonMac paying for his round, maybe looks of pain and wincing as he put his wallet back in his pocket but that's all.)

I find if you let him pick the bar and then ensure he's drunk more than anyone else he can be happily convinced into paying...
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cojak replied

3 September 2017, 09:35
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

If a southerner turns up and pays. SimonMac is myroundaphobic according to Cojak.

Well you were only generous because there was only 2 of us in the pub, and even then I didn't think that I could push it beyond a Babycham..

(And there's never been a problem with SimonMac paying for his round, maybe looks of pain and wincing as he put his wallet back in his pocket but that's all.)
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eek replied

3 September 2017, 09:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

If a southerner turns up and pays. SimonMac is myroundaphobic according to Cojak.

I would dispute that. The 3rd largest bar bill I've ever seen was paid happily by SimonMac

No 1 belongs to a billionaire and was almost a running tab set against the rent...
No 2 belonged to Chris Evans on the sale of Virgin Radio as we used the pub next door as our local. He left a grand for regulars to apologise for the closure on the day of the announcement...
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cojak replied

3 September 2017, 09:32
The Butler, but I would suggest all three..
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MarillionFan replied

3 September 2017, 09:11
Originally posted by eek View Post

+1. one of those is a mere round of drinks at a northern CUK do...

If a southerner turns up and pays. SimonMac is myroundaphobic according to Cojak.
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eek replied

3 September 2017, 08:32
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Costco?

INKSPE

Times that hard for you?

+1. one of those is a mere round of drinks at a northern CUK do...
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SimonMac replied

3 September 2017, 08:29
Costco?

INKSPE

Times that hard for you?
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ladymuck replied

2 September 2017, 21:14
Halloween is my favourite time of year. The butler is pretty cool
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MarillionFan replied

2 September 2017, 20:46
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Doesn't the smell of fear in the air keep the kids away from your gaff?

Nah, we get about 200 kids a year, which is why nobody ever misses a couple.
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northernladyuk replied

2 September 2017, 20:13
Doesn't the smell of fear in the air keep the kids away from your gaff?
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greenlake replied

2 September 2017, 19:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Opinions on this years purchase?
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