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You're well stocked for that.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMixed with tepid lard.
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Mixed with tepid lard.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThey don't produce enough marmite.
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They don't produce enough marmite.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNaked, rubbed in Marmite and with a flower in my mouth.
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Naked, rubbed in Marmite and with a flower in my mouth.Originally posted by vetran View PostMind Bleach please MF dancing oooh the horror.
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Ireland. Got my sea view.Originally posted by milanbenes View PostI reckons you're right :-)
The only cheerful ones here are the expats, makes you wonder
I didn't know you'd left, where are you now
Milan.
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Fook you, I could have been a contender, I could have taken the title, I could have done the dance, I could have. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOriginally posted by milanbenes View PostWhat's going on you lot,
this place is dying
I drop in for a laugh and it's as quiet as an old people's home
What's happened to you lot ?
Have you all become old codgers ?
Jayzuz
Milan.
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Your incessant whining is certainly reducing local property prices. It's like when sas announces a move; all of Surrey grits its teeth.
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How thoughtful. Sort of, help to keep our peckers up?Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostJust try to be kind to them.
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FTFYOriginally posted by milanbenes View PostThe only cheerful ones here are theexpatstreasonous enemies of the people who just couldn't cut it in the paradise that is the UK, makes you wonder
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