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Previously on "Yet one more profession lost to robotics."

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    At £6,300 each that's quite a bit of money to shell out.
    I reckon they're just doing a "try before you buy".

    I wonder how the clean them.
    wire brush and dettol

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    FTFY
    can't be they would all be flatter!

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    That's just you. Prawn ****er.


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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    A bit of fish paste adds to the authenticity.

    Why is it unwashed lady's bits smell of fish and unwashed man's bits smell of prawns? I think it must be the real proof of evolution.
    That's just you. Prawn ****er.

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  • xoggoth
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    A bit of fish paste adds to the authenticity.

    Why is it unwashed lady's bits smell of fish and unwashed man's bits smell of prawns? I think it must be the real proof of evolution.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I made my own with bits and pieces I had lying around. Old flower pots make perfectly good t*ts. Plastic bag inside a jam jar lined with sponge is good for the essential holes.
    Interchangeable faces too....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    At £6,300 each that's quite a bit of money to shell out.
    I reckon they're just doing a "try before you buy".

    I wonder how the clean them.
    Cheap compared to divorce.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    At £6,300 each that's quite a bit of money to shell out.
    I reckon they're just doing a "try before you buy".

    I wonder how the clean them.
    Caustic soda.

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  • Lance
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    Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
    In which case, why don't the punters buy their own?

    Perhaps they have and fancy a bit of someone else's!
    At £6,300 each that's quite a bit of money to shell out.
    I reckon they're just doing a "try before you buy".

    I wonder how the clean them.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    MF's cellar of the future....

    FTFY

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  • greenlake
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    Brothel of the future....

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  • northernladyuk
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    I've licensed out the old man's moaning sound to the manufacturer. Got to adapt to the new economy.

    The accountant mode is a bit disturbing, I will admit.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Hmmm. Always a bit suspicious of Bill and Ben and their friendship with Little Weed.
    Great children's entertainment always had stuff for the adults. Puff the magic dragon....

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  • xoggoth
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    Did you get the idea from Bill and Ben?
    Hmmm. Always a bit suspicious of Bill and Ben and their friendship with Little Weed.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I made my own with bits and pieces I had lying around. Old flower pots make perfectly good t*ts. Plastic bag inside a jam jar lined with sponge is good for the essential holes.
    Did you get the idea from Bill and Ben?

    All that Flobbalobbing. Were they permanently drunk?

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