Originally posted by Lance
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostA bit of fish paste adds to the authenticity.
Why is it unwashed lady's bits smell of fish and unwashed man's bits smell of prawns? I think it must be the real proof of evolution.
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A bit of fish paste adds to the authenticity.
Why is it unwashed lady's bits smell of fish and unwashed man's bits smell of prawns? I think it must be the real proof of evolution.
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Originally posted by Lance View PostAt £6,300 each that's quite a bit of money to shell out.
I reckon they're just doing a "try before you buy".
I wonder how the clean them.
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Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostIn which case, why don't the punters buy their own?
Perhaps they have and fancy a bit of someone else's!
I reckon they're just doing a "try before you buy".
I wonder how the clean them.
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I've licensed out the old man's moaning sound to the manufacturer. Got to adapt to the new economy.
The accountant mode is a bit disturbing, I will admit.
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Did you get the idea from Bill and Ben?
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI made my own with bits and pieces I had lying around. Old flower pots make perfectly good t*ts. Plastic bag inside a jam jar lined with sponge is good for the essential holes.
All that Flobbalobbing. Were they permanently drunk?
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