Gap in death rates between North and South

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northernladyuk replied

9 August 2017, 08:51
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

If they move North they would have a house with a nice garage then she could accidentally run him over while reversing.

Would the Official Receiver allow a garage?
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SueEllen replied

9 August 2017, 08:30
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

I was thinking they could move north and then she could kill him with a defence of provocation.

If they move North they would have a house with a nice garage then she could accidentally run him over while reversing.
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fatJock replied

8 August 2017, 21:29
Chuckled at this news and was questioned at work. The answer?

Oddly for a Jock I was 24 before I had my first deep fried mars bar and it was served in a chip shop in Stratford On Avon.

Still don't reckon I'll see much beyond 60 .....I drink too much wine for it to be good for me
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northernladyuk replied

8 August 2017, 21:23
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

That's not fair on Mrs BP.

After his next divorce he should move North.

I was thinking they could move north and then she could kill him with a defence of provocation.
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_V_ replied

8 August 2017, 20:45
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

Swindon is south of the Thames, but north of the M4. Isn't that going to complicate things?

Geographically in the south. Economically, socially and aesthetically in the grim north.
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GJABS replied

8 August 2017, 20:43
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Instead of building HS2, build a wall going across to divide the grim bits from the south.
I think the Thames would be a good starting point, then continue it along the M4 corridor, making sure that Swindon doesn't accidentally creep into the south.

Swindon is south of the Thames, but north of the M4. Isn't that going to complicate things?
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SueEllen replied

8 August 2017, 14:23
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Move to the North with the current Mrs BP.

That's not fair on Mrs BP.

After his next divorce he should move North.
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northernladyuk replied

8 August 2017, 11:50
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

https://www.theguardian.com/society/...-england-study

Clearly this is not nearly wide enough - how can we make the gap bigger?

Move to the North with the current Mrs BP.
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WTFH replied

8 August 2017, 11:40
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Clearly this is not nearly wide enough - how can we make the gap bigger?

Instead of building HS2, build a wall going across to divide the grim bits from the south.
I think the Thames would be a good starting point, then continue it along the M4 corridor, making sure that Swindon doesn't accidentally creep into the south.
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BrilloPad started a topic Gap in death rates between North and South

8 August 2017, 11:34
Gap in death rates between North and South

https://www.theguardian.com/society/...-england-study

Clearly this is not nearly wide enough - how can we make the gap bigger?
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