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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by RSoles View Post
    Like it, faecal recognition..
    Sh1t happens?

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  • RSoles
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    Like it, faecal recognition..

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  • sal
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    If it's like the Samsung Galaxy S8 facial recognition, all you need is a mugshot album for unlimited supply

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  • WTFH
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    Recognising faces or faeces ?

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  • xoggoth
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    Bit unfair if somebody has the runs. Maybe they should also have bumhole recognition cameras in the WCs to allow them more if they actually need it.
    Last edited by xoggoth; 13 July 2017, 08:34.

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    28 inches sounds like a lot to me. What's wrong with these people?
    It's all the lice in their diet.

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  • barrydidit
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    28 inches sounds like a lot to me. What's wrong with these people?

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  • greenlake
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    Once users have their faces scanned

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  • vetran
    started a topic That's crap

    That's crap

    Do you think Bremainers get double?

    Facial recognition system is used to ration toilet paper | Daily Mail Online

    Facial recognition technology determines how much TOILET PAPER you can use: Cameras limit use to 28 inches per person in Chinese lavatories
    Smart dispensers have been installed to combat 'toilet paper thieves' in China
    Once users have their faces scanned, they will receive limited tissue paper
    Around 30 of these machines have been installed in Fuzhou and six in Beijing

    eekeek

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