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vetran replied

13 July 2017, 11:26
Originally posted by RSoles View Post

Like it, faecal recognition..

Sh1t happens?
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RSoles replied

13 July 2017, 10:39
Like it, faecal recognition..
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sal replied

13 July 2017, 09:22
If it's like the Samsung Galaxy S8 facial recognition, all you need is a mugshot album for unlimited supply
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WTFH replied

13 July 2017, 09:05
Recognising faces or faeces ?
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xoggoth replied

13 July 2017, 08:32
Bit unfair if somebody has the runs. Maybe they should also have bumhole recognition cameras in the WCs to allow them more if they actually need it.

Last edited by xoggoth; 13 July 2017, 08:34.
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PhiltheGreek replied

13 July 2017, 07:52
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

28 inches sounds like a lot to me. What's wrong with these people?

It's all the lice in their diet.
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barrydidit replied

13 July 2017, 07:51
28 inches sounds like a lot to me. What's wrong with these people?
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greenlake replied

12 July 2017, 23:18
Once users have their faces scanned
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vetran started a topic That's crap

12 July 2017, 23:04
That's crap

Do you think Bremainers get double?

Facial recognition system is used to ration toilet paper | Daily Mail Online

Facial recognition technology determines how much TOILET PAPER you can use: Cameras limit use to 28 inches per person in Chinese lavatories
Smart dispensers have been installed to combat 'toilet paper thieves' in China
Once users have their faces scanned, they will receive limited tissue paper
Around 30 of these machines have been installed in Fuzhou and six in Beijing

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