Great News for men who polish their flagpoles

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WTFH replied

10 July 2017, 09:03
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

How often do women have to masturbate?

1970's man response: "who cares"
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d000hg replied

10 July 2017, 09:01
I actually own a flagpole.
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BrilloPad replied

10 July 2017, 08:38
Often often do women have to masturbate?
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BrilloPad replied

10 July 2017, 08:38
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Very old news. A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away.

Gordon Bennet! That's pretty damn low.

Depends how old you are....
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BrilloPad replied

10 July 2017, 08:36
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

The verbal contract I have with my wife included her saying "To have and to hold"

Afterwards she mumbled "your wallet"......

Please don't let Mrs BP find out the news. I won't get my nightly favour if she things there is a chance of killing me off early.
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WTFH replied

10 July 2017, 08:34
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Surely thats the Mrs. job.

What does it say in your contract?

The verbal contract I have with my wife included her saying "To have and to hold"
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shaunbhoy replied

10 July 2017, 07:41
Great news for scooter then. On the back of this, the odds have plummeted on him getting his telegram from the Monarch!!
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AtW replied

9 July 2017, 23:18
Hidden camera video of BrilloPad's first job interview in the City:
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MrMarkyMark replied

9 July 2017, 22:29
Originally posted by chopper View Post

Great News - according to the NHS, men can help keep cancer at bay by strumming the one stringed harp at least 21 times a month.

Eh?

Surely thats the Mrs. job.

What does it say in your contract?

Obviously you are free to add to that bare minimum as you see fit / age and energy/ overarching fear of testicular cancer will allow.

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xoggoth replied

9 July 2017, 22:12
Very old news. A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away.

compared with men who ejaculated just four-to-seven times a month

Gordon Bennet! That's pretty damn low.

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chopper started a topic Great News for men who polish their flagpoles

9 July 2017, 21:56
Great News for men who polish their flagpoles

Great News - according to the NHS, men can help keep cancer at bay by strumming the one stringed harp at least 21 times a month.

This is how often men should be masturbating to reduce the risk of cancer, according to the NHS - Mirror Online

You could be at a higher risk of prostate cancer if you don't adjust your antenna often enough.

So long term, a five finger shuffle is going to come in handy.
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