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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    A fart trumpet.

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  • xoggoth
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    About time someone invented a new musical instrument
    A fart trumpet.

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  • oscarose
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    Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
    twitter trolls calling him a busker.
    Poor form

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  • Hobosapien
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Here you go:


    Nah, it may be a cool device but using the marbles for percussive effect of traditional instruments rolled into one (hence that video could have a fake sound overlayed and not know any difference) is not really a new instrument that produces a new sound, which is what I meant.

    I suppose the limit of human hearing limits the type of instrument sounds that appeal as music. Though there's a whole market for music for dogs/cats/goldfish that has yet to be properly tapped.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
    What do they do when all the songs have been written? Only so many ways to play a guitar or keyboard.

    Answer: See Hollywood, who have long since run out of original ideas and now revert to sequels, remakes, and reboots to make their money for the same old tulipe.

    About time someone invented a new musical instrument.
    Here you go:

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  • Hobosapien
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    Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
    FTFY
    What do they do when all the songs have been written? Only so many ways to play a guitar or keyboard.

    Answer: See Hollywood, who have long since run out of original ideas and now revert to sequels, remakes, and reboots to make their money for the same old tulipe.

    About time someone invented a new musical instrument.

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  • pjclarke
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Stolen any worldwide multi million selling songs yourself ?
    FTFY

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Yep, I wrote 'Hey Jude!' His stuff is tulip and I bet you call stuff you don't like tulip too...
    No, you didn't and no, I don't.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I too have been abused online, on this site of all places since I became the most successful of all the posters on here over the years. Feck then I say. I'm the Ed Sheeran of CUK and I don't care.
    I think that's possibly because you are the lovechild of Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un, not because you think you're successful.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    WHS

    Haters gonna hate success.

    I too have been abused online, on this site of all places since I became the most successful of all the posters on here over the years. Feck then I say. I'm the Amy Whinehouse of CUK and I don't care.
    ftfy

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Thread supporting abuse. No surprises here.
    WHS

    Haters gonna hate success.

    I too have been abused online, on this site of all places since I became the most successful of all the posters on here over the years. Feck then I say. I'm the Ed Sheeran of CUK and I don't care.

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  • xoggoth
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    Thread supporting abuse. No surprises here.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Written any worldwide multi million selling songs yourself, to qualify you to judge ?

    Not liking something is one thing (I don't like his stuff myself) but saying something is tulip, because you don't like it, is dumb as ****.
    Yep, I wrote 'Hey Jude!' His stuff is tulip and I bet you call stuff you don't like tulip too...

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  • Pip in a Poke
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    Cheers Nige

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  • d000hg
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    Victim of his own success... having said that I'm not a fan of the new album so far. I think his live performances are far better than the album tracks generally.

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