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TheFaQQer replied

14 June 2017, 11:50
I just thought that she'd seen a wheat farmer coming her way
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The_Equalizer replied

14 June 2017, 10:55
Originally posted by vetran View Post

she isn't French.

Reminds me of a favourite joke.

French tanks now come with a six speed gearbox, of which five are reverse.

Boom, boom.
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WTFH replied

14 June 2017, 10:53
Originally posted by vetran View Post

she isn't French.

Well that's clear, she's not running away.
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vetran replied

14 June 2017, 10:15
Originally posted by _V_ View Post

What will you do if the EU decides to play hardball?

she isn't French.
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_V_ replied

14 June 2017, 10:11
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

What will you do if the EU decides to play hardball?
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vetran replied

14 June 2017, 08:51
put your hands up & vote for meee

pleeeeze!
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The_Equalizer replied

14 June 2017, 08:31
Not exactly up there with Hague's baseball cap though.
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motoukenin replied

14 June 2017, 08:30
May embarrassingly celebrates her team scoring an own goal
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NotAllThere replied

14 June 2017, 08:27
All hail the might Cthulhu. I have delivered chaos as promised.
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oscarose replied

14 June 2017, 08:18
Good timing isn't her bag - confirmed...

T'was rather cringeworthy...
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BrilloPad replied

14 June 2017, 07:28
I thought I heard Cameo playing word up and waved my hands in the air like I just don't care. Though thats the only sing I can hear since the last 12 months.
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PurpleGorilla replied

14 June 2017, 07:26
Strong and Stable Fail.
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BrilloPad replied

14 June 2017, 07:13
Hopefully my left hand will gain enough momentum to give Putin a real shiner on the way back down.
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WTFH replied

14 June 2017, 07:00
"Raise your hands if you're a porn star...

...sorry, I mean if you've f@cked the whole country"
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SimonMac replied

14 June 2017, 06:50
"It's fun to be in the D..U..P"
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