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[Big Blue Plymouth]

I remember the theme tune!!

Thanks.

So can I now & I can't get it out of my head

[Elliegirl]

inneresting.

An old friend of mine was on Screen Test with Michael Axlerod.

I remember the theme tune!!

[RetSet]

Why do motorists never use the inside lane of the motorway and hog the outside lane ?

To make room for those of us who understand the Highway Code, so we can pootle along at 70mph in the inside line untroubled by ****wits who should have their driving licenses taken from them.

HTH.

[NotAllThere]

Why don't dogs do white poos anymore?

I guess some still do, but I reckon better diets for pooches may be part of the answer.

More regular street cleaning?

[northernladyuk]

Less bone and more other stuff in their food. Hyena, who eat bones, still do white poo

The old man could name a few prominent CUKKers who like a bit of bone in their poo.

[SueEllen]

I was recently on Escape to the Country

Probably an episode I missed.

[Whorty]

inneresting.

An old friend of mine was on Screen Test with Michael Axlerod.

I was recently on Escape to the Country

[Whorty]

Why don't dogs do white poos anymore?

Less bone and more other stuff in their food. Hyena, who eat bones, still do white poo

[Pip in a Poke]

A girl I knew at school moved away, and then was on Why Don't You.

True story.

inneresting.

An old friend of mine was on Screen Test with Michael Axlerod.

[northernladyuk]

Why do motorists never use the inside lane of the motorway and hog the outside lane ?

WGAS. Just cut them up on the middle or inside lane.

[VectraMan]

Does anyone remember Why Don't yOU?

It was shown in the mornings of the school holidays and was presented by a group of schoolchildren from diiferent locations around the UK urging you to, well do something other than watch TV like make spacerockets out of fairy liquid bottles and such like.

I think the full title of the show was was put to music and was sung in the theme song but it was so convoluted I don't remember what it was.

Did anyone ever do anything they suggested?

A girl I knew at school moved away, and then was on Why Don't You.

True story.

[kaiser78]

Why do motorists never use the inside lane of the motorway and hog the outside lane ?

[Big Blue Plymouth]

Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set and Go Out and Do Something Less Boring Instead

FTFY.

And no, I never did.

I only ever caught the tail end of it while waiting for Whirlybirds to start.

[kaiser78]

Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set and Go Out and Do Something Less Boring Instead?

Wise words that should be applied to CUK.

FTFY

[stek]

This thread is the worst Peter Kaye routine ever.

Peter KAY, local boy and so much up his own arse nowadays....