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vetran replied

4 May 2017, 11:14
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I have heard a rumour that if these visits do not produce correct responses, MI5 may try to run your car off the road. You have been warned....
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BrilloPad replied

4 May 2017, 10:33
I have heard a rumour that if these visits do not produce correct responses, MI5 may try to run your car off the road. You have been warned....
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AtW replied

4 May 2017, 09:37
Originally posted by SandyD View Post

What was the reason for their visit? What were they looking for?

We got one good guy on work permit, they wanted to check record keeping, that he is here etc

I reckon Empress May gets ready for after "election" reign of tyranny...
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SandyD replied

4 May 2017, 09:26
AtW is British, he got his passport years and years ago... I remember him about 10 years ago criticising us contractors on this forum for being money grabbing scum... then one day he got the passport and wooooo, resigned the same day and became a money grabbing contractor
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northernladyuk replied

4 May 2017, 09:10
Originally posted by SandyD View Post

What was the reason for their visit? What were they looking for?

He's been moonlighting at the kebab shop downstairs without a valid work permit.
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vetran replied

4 May 2017, 09:03
Originally posted by SandyD View Post

What was the reason for their visit? What were they looking for?

AtW is posh HMRC bleed his radiators for him.

No it was complaints about his workforce nicking peoples nuts and storing them in trees.
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SandyD replied

4 May 2017, 08:46
What was the reason for their visit? What were they looking for?
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cojak replied

4 May 2017, 07:00
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Tough day, I planned to stay at home but this visit made me to back to the office, I wish I did not...
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Alias replied

4 May 2017, 04:59
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Tough day, I planned to stay at home but this visit made me to back to the office, I wish I did not...

unlucky
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AtW replied

4 May 2017, 01:23
Tough day, I planned to stay at home but this visit made me to back to the office, I wish I did not...
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BrilloPad replied

3 May 2017, 20:47
Checking your gladiator films?
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xoggoth replied

3 May 2017, 17:22
Are you employing illegal migrant squirrels at Majestic? Maybe they could sort my website's SEO out for me, can't be as crap at it as I am.
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MarillionFan replied

3 May 2017, 16:45
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Paddy replied

3 May 2017, 15:47
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

The hand car wash company up the road from me had one of those the other week. It meant that they didn't finish waxing my car

a good thing that you were not at the massage parlor next door then
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TheFaQQer replied

3 May 2017, 15:43
The hand car wash company up the road from me had one of those the other week. It meant that they didn't finish waxing my car
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