The most important person in your life is the one that...

[BrilloPad]

Nah. Most important person in my life, is me.

Not your sledge supplier?

[WTFH]

My wife does payroll for MyCo. I think that covers all the bases.

My wife spends the payroll of MyCo.

[WordIsBond]

My wife does payroll for MyCo. I think that covers all the bases.

[NotAllThere]

I write my own paycheck, so it's certainly true for me.

[vetran]

What a load of bollocks

its the mother of your kids as far as ability to screw you up.

I divorce my employer or they me the money stops. The mother of my kids gets my pension & house.

Not sure how I would ever cope without Mrs V, now VetEmployer I could easily live without, I can do B&Q work or IT support & survive now.

[MarillionFan]

Nah. Most important person in my life, is me.

[shaunbhoy]

according to Bloomberg.

Thought this was serious research till I saw that caveat.

[squarepeg]

... writes your paycheck according to Bloomberg.