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Previously on "Embarrassing Moments No 2"
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What about the time you were caught you were caught sucking dick for a payrise?
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You're busy installing .NET Core release candidate 1 and a colleague comes over only to inform you release candidate 2 was released yesterday night.
Oh the shame.
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You're watching a video of a minigun, and even though you're wearing good headphones, the noise is such that your colleagues think you're listening to hardcore industrial.
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I once had my headphones plugged in and made the mistake of opening a whatsapp video of Christiano Ronaldo giving an interview after a match but the audio was really faint so turned up the volume to the max, only for the video to cut too a Japanese porn scene after 6 seconds with very loud and high pitched screaming from female performer, which could be heard but all those within the immediate vicinity
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Well just as well I wasn't listening the the Wings version of the Crossroads theme off the Venus and Mars LP thenOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostFTFY
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FTFYOriginally posted by Pip in a Poke View PostThe moment when you're sat in the office and you realise that the reason you can only hear music in one ear is not because your headphones are broken but because, in fact,
you haven't plugged the jack fully into the unit and consequently Wings at the Speed of Sound is also being endured by the rest of the office
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Embarrassing Moments No 2
The moment when you're sat in the office and you realise that the reason you can only hear music in one ear is not because your headphones are broken but because, in fact,
you haven't plugged the jack fully into the unit and consequently Wings at the Speed of Sound is also being enjoyed by the rest of the office
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