I guess you don't mean this one.
It must be this one
Yes, that's essentially my hair style - without the beard.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDon't care - 'cos I lived in a civilised country with reasonable tax laws, not your IR35 raddled hell-hole of a land.
..Oh, and keep an eye out for U.S. Battleships.
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Originally posted by nomadd View Post..and this. ..and this. ..and this.
No Direction and Control here, your Honour. None whatsoever.
I did nearly end up doing some R. But thankfully the work turned out not to be necessary.
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Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostThere was a "motorbike regatta", where hundreds of blokes dressed up in 30-40's dapper gear, rode into town on their vintage motor bikes.
Admittedly some of them didn't look ridiculous, but a lot of them did.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI enjoyed being a manager, but much prefer coding. My clients will say "can you do this and this?" on some new bit of technology. I just say yes... and enjoy the pressure of having to deliver.
A mate moved up to Newcastle to take on a management role within his company. First day he had two women come into his office, they where arguing and crying. Obviously a long standing feud and saw the new manager as an opportunity.
Anyway, he asked to go back to programming before the day was out. If anyone is interested the women that wasn't the bosses daughter was let go.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
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Originally posted by zeitghost
Ah, the smell of punched card chad in the morning, it smells of ........ History
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I find it interesting that this seems to be about programming more than IT in general. I found that after 5 years of programming (PL/1 IBM Mainframe) it all got a bit boring and I had no desire to start completely from scratch. I moved to a DBA role and have felt that this normally expands and progresses rather than starting from scratch all the time although I'm now seeing the programmer mentality creeping in which seems to create a whole new database platform to fill a small gap in functionality of the existing ones. These address the gap but throw away all the good features of the existing solutions.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Not a punched card between 'em.
Now, when I were a lad...
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
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Originally posted by nomadd View Post
For the record, I've two motorcycles. So I guess I must really have some issues.
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