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Previously on "Shots outside parliament (parody thread)"

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

    Its not racial.
    I know what is Black humor or dark humor or whatever you want to call.
    You and Sue are the ones who become this a racist joke. Racists

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  • TestMangler
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    See, this would be the point that I should really unleash "The most racist joke ever told".....but I reckon some wouldn't see the funny side.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oh they crack me up. Got any good ones?
    Jew must be kidding!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    What about holocaust jokes?
    Oh they crack me up. Got any good ones?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

    Its not racial.
    What about holocaust jokes?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

    Its not racial.
    If it's about Lenry Henry dying on a dark night would that count as Black black black humour?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

    Its not racial.
    Spoilsport.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    To be fair if she looks shaggable and it's a guy* then she will be asked on a date to Nandos where she will have to pay, and be expected to provide the entertainment afterwards....

    *Not heard of any women trying that one on yet.
    what a guy having to pay for the date & do all the work afterwards. yeah never happens!

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Come on Sue, you've got to say why
    To be fair if she looks shaggable and it's a guy* then she will be asked on a date to Nandos where she will have to pay, and be expected to provide the entertainment afterwards....

    *Not heard of any women trying that one on yet.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    No but it was fun telling her it was.

    BTW Bee if you come here and a black person mentions they are hungry don't suggest Nandos first otherwise you may never get home...because they'll have nicked your wallet to pay for their meal and you'll have to walk back
    Come on Sue, you've got to say why

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

    Its not racial.
    No but it was fun telling her it was.

    BTW Bee if you come here and a black person mentions they are hungry don't suggest Nandos first otherwise you may never get home...

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Ex fucking-scuse me I most certainly am not !!

    I'm actually half and half, and associate myself with neither !!


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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    This is not funny.

    Is this black British humor?
    'Black Humour' is about a 'Dark Subject' (e.g. Death , war or disease)

    Its not racial.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    No, this is black British humour.
    That's old black British humour.

    More modern black British humour is more like this:

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    This is not funny.

    Is this black British humor?
    No, this is black British humour.

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