Reply to: The church is on your side

[LondonManc]

Oooooaaarrrrr!!

She looks American (us stereotypers are all the same )

[shaunbhoy]

Somerset's lovely - cider and filthy wenches.

Oooooaaarrrrr!!

[LondonManc]

Then God could have modelled Hell on Somerset.............if indeed that is not already the case......as many believe.

Somerset's lovely - cider and filthy wenches.

[shaunbhoy]

If she'd turned it into scrumpy, got smashed on it and peed on a rose bush, fair enough.

Then God could have modelled Hell on Somerset.............if indeed that is not already the case......as many believe.

[LondonManc]

It's got to be the crappest of all bible stories - getting into deep tulip for having one of your five a day! If she'd turned it into scrumpy, got smashed on it and peed on a rose bush, fair enough.

[shaunbhoy]

Interesting. If I've got this right, Eve ate the apple and women were punished by having much smaller fufu's?

To get Eve, it cost us a rib. To get something halfways decent and emotionally stable, that would have cost us an arm and a leg.

[d000hg]

Interesting. If I've got this right, Eve ate the apple and women were punished by having much smaller fufu's?

It wasn't an apple and who knows. Maybe our heads got bigger (within the story context obviously)

[NigelJK]

I'm pretty sure current evolutionary theory is that by standing up the pelvic cavity has to narrow. In time evolution will weed out those that die in child birth. Oh, hold on ...

[barrydidit]

It's unclear but in the story with Adam and Eve and the snake, God says "I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children". So I suppose the system was the same but much less awkward... perhaps the way some animals just plop them out

Interesting. If I've got this right, Eve ate the apple and women were punished by having much smaller fufu's?

[d000hg]

I'm sure we've all struggled with the business changing their requirements, but what, I have to ask, was the original 'plan' for childbirth?

It's unclear but in the story with Adam and Eve and the snake, God says "I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children". So I suppose the system was the same but much less awkward... perhaps the way some animals just plop them out

[barrydidit]

But then what kind of female god would create periods and childbirth (I mean the bible explains the latter being a change to the original design but the former is as seemingly bad as what men have to carry around)

I'm sure we've all struggled with the business changing their requirements, but what, I have to ask, was the original 'plan' for childbirth?

[d000hg]

I don't know too much about him but he seems a good chap. A friend of mine got invited to attend an LGBT seminar/meeting/roundtable with him and said as much.

[xoggoth]

Excellent. I might even consider taking him off my Total W*ers List.

[PhiltheGreek]

The C of E does not officially recognise marriages where one or both parties are reptilian.

Nonsense. If that were the case just how do you explain Prince Philip?

You don't. That is the point. I will say no more on the matter.

You're happy enough with the old trouser snake when you're working, sweetheart.

[LondonManc]

But then what kind of female god would create periods and childbirth (I mean the bible explains the latter being a change to the original design but the former is as seemingly bad as what men have to carry around)

Ah, now then. It's very simple. A kick in the nuts must hurt mort than childbirth. Women want another child; I've yet to hear a man (NLyUK's clientele aside) ask to be kicked in the nuts again.