Reply to: Car history check

[clearedforlanding]

So you ask a forum full of people with BTL empires and knee deep in property about cars but you go to the car forum to ask a bunch of spanner monkeys about property. How does all that work then?

Too distracted by garage doors. I think I meant that as a joke.

I suppose times may of changed. I though contractors were the first people to ask about cars scanning the parking lot.

As for BTL, I always thought it was the contractors renting everything, including women.

It's odd being back in the UK.

[northernladyuk]

Well the deed is done. I am now the proud owner of an old Volvo XC 90 for when she goes dogging and "horse back" riding.

Not going to ask you tulips about planning permission for holiday cottages on the farm. Off to Pistonheads for that.

The old man will do bare-back if you're interested.

[northernladuk]

Well the deed is done. I am now the proud owner of an old Volvo XC 90 for when she goes dogging and "horse back" riding.

Not going to ask you tulips about planning permission for holiday cottages on the farm. Off to Pistonheads for that.

So you ask a forum full of people with BTL empires and knee deep in property about cars but you go to the car forum to ask a bunch of spanner monkeys about property. How does all that work then?

[MrMarkyMark]

Well the deed is done. I am now the proud owner of an old Volvo XC 90 for when she goes dogging and "horse back" riding.

Not going to ask you tulips about planning permission for holiday cottages on the farm. Off to Pistonheads for that.

You let her go on her own


Or does Claude go along for the ride

[clearedforlanding]

Well the deed is done. I am now the proud owner of an old Volvo XC 90 for when she goes dogging and "horse back" riding.

Not going to ask you tulips about planning permission for holiday cottages on the farm. Off to Pistonheads for that.

[MrMarkyMark]

I'm very tolerant, can be any sex / species

Any port in a storm then?

Don't you find the lingering smell of dog tulip an issue

[clearedforlanding]

As Claude might say

[vetran]

How do you know CFL's sexual orientation?

He may currently be stepping out with a screaming homosexual called Claude

Claude for Landing?

[barrydidit]

I take this one on the chin from you

As Claude might say

[diseasex]

I'm very tolerant, can be any sex / species

...
You said something about horse or dog?

ok maybe bit below the belt

[diseasex]

I take this one on the chin from you Mark as I know you are probably the only one on here with a wife in the same league as mine.

I'm very tolerant, can be any sex / species

...
You said something about horse or dog?

[clearedforlanding]

How do you know CFL's sexual orientation?

He may currently be stepping out with a screaming homosexual called Claude

I take this one on the chin from you Mark as I know you are probably the only one on here with a wife in the same league as mine.

[MrMarkyMark]

I'm sure he needs it to drive his wife around

How do you know CFL's sexual orientation?

He may currently be stepping out with a screaming homosexual called Claude

[LondonManc]

Absolutely.



But you are from Manchester. How would English help?

Because we don't all talk like Liam Gallaggoh, arrright rrrr kid?

[northernladuk]

I'm sure he needs it to drive his wife around