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Because we don't all talk like Liam Gallaggoh, arrright rrrr kid?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
How do you know CFL's sexual orientation?Originally posted by diseasex View PostI'm sure he needs it to drive his wife around

He may currently be stepping out with a screaming homosexual called Claude
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I take this one on the chin from you Mark as I know you are probably the only one on here with a wife in the same league as mine.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostHow do you know CFL's sexual orientation?
He may currently be stepping out with a screaming homosexual called Claude
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I'm very tolerant, can be any sex / speciesOriginally posted by clearedforlanding View PostI take this one on the chin from you Mark as I know you are probably the only one on here with a wife in the same league as mine.
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You said something about horse or dog?
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ok maybe bit below the beltOriginally posted by diseasex View PostI'm very tolerant, can be any sex / species
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You said something about horse or dog?

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As Claude might sayOriginally posted by clearedforlanding View PostI take this one on the chin from youComment
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Claude for Landing?Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostHow do you know CFL's sexual orientation?
He may currently be stepping out with a screaming homosexual called Claude
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostI'm very tolerant, can be any sex / species
Any port in a storm then?
Don't you find the lingering smell of dog tulip an issue
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Well the deed is done. I am now the proud owner of an old Volvo XC 90 for when she goes dogging and "horse back" riding.
Not going to ask you tulips about planning permission for holiday cottages on the farm. Off to Pistonheads for that.
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