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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    That's what I love about you MM. Its the erm, the uh? The ?

    Hang on give me a few more minutes
    Busted, as charged M'Lud.


    Better just check my rep


    Cheers!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Trust me - you really don't want to be on the receiving end of a "friendly suggestion".
    yeah NLYUK hasn't recovered since you last made a "friendly suggestion" she still has nightmares about your perversion!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    ...When, on earth, did you start handing out "friendly suggestions", what with that and a booze soaked WTFH, the forum is indeed doomed
    Trust me - you really don't want to be on the receiving end of a "friendly suggestion".

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    What would be more fun is if you underwent a similar process at the same time.

    I would consider my own sacrifice as full payment for the CUK putting up with me for so long, whilst knowing, at the point of contact, it was for the future good of the forum


    Hang on, I smell a rat here:-



    When, on earth, did you start handing out "friendly suggestions", what with that and a booze soaked WTFH, the forum is indeed doomed
    That's what I love about you MM. Its the erm, the uh? The ?

    Hang on give me a few more minutes

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Has he flounced

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    100K would be more fun - with a sledgehammer nearby.
    What would be more fun is if you underwent a similar process at the same time.

    I would consider my own sacrifice as full payment for the CUK putting up with me for so long, whilst knowing, at the point of contact, it was for the future good of the forum


    Hang on, I smell a rat here:-

    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    Haha so long as you don't sit on me I'll be fine. And no infraction merely a friendly suggestion not to take the P!ss out of those less fortunate, like yourself. Anyway I'm not sure why you're here isn't there a first class lounge you should be sitting in (2 seats minimum I would imagine) ready to jet set across the world while rubbing our noses in it
    When, on earth, did you start handing out "friendly suggestions", what with that and a booze soaked WTFH, the forum is indeed doomed
    Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 8 February 2017, 18:50.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    I may have gone too far, sorry. I will now go back to trolling NLUK about Amazon Vouchers and PC about the dole. Ta. EOM.
    What is rule 4 of CUK?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    Can I recommend you submerge your skull in H20 at a temperature of over 100 degrees celsius?
    100K would be more fun - with a sledgehammer nearby.

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You got an infraction & you've pissed your pants all over the board.

    You are Suityou01 and I claim my five stabbity stabs.
    Haha so long as you don't sit on me I'll be fine. And no infraction merely a friendly suggestion not to take the P!ss out of those less fortunate, like yourself. Anyway I'm not sure why you're here isn't there a first class lounge you should be sitting in (2 seats minimum I would imagine) ready to jet set across the world while rubbing our noses in it

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    I may have gone too far, sorry. I will now go back to trolling NLUK about Amazon Vouchers and PC about the dole. Ta. EOM.
    You got an infraction & you've pissed your pants all over the board.

    You are Suityou01 and I claim my five stabbity stabs.

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    What am I keeping you from, brain surgery or a cure for cancer?
    well you have a point there.

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Might as well make that a failed Amazon Voucher tart. Just checked my accountant and I have the princely sum of 5 introductions. Not quite a viable plan B yet
    Thats 4 more than me. Good work!

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    Have you asked your accountant - I feel a twat for even typing that. Sorry NLUK you must get sick of that old tired, tulipty, trotted out comment.
    Not really. Gotta live by the sword and all that

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    Could you not just have messaged him to save me the time of reading this piss and drivel soaked sad excuse of a thread.
    What am I keeping you from, brain surgery or a cure for cancer?

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  • northernladuk
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    NLUK is an Amazon Voucher tart
    Might as well make that a failed Amazon Voucher tart. Just checked my accountant and I have the princely sum of 5 introductions. Not quite a viable plan B yet

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