Reply to: £23,000 a month on wine?

[d000hg]

But not as much fun.

Though I guess he just has to make one more film to be rich again (well at least by our standards).

Like the new Pirates of the Caribbean which just happens to be out quite soon?

[greenlake]

Woolly mammoth jizz.

Or the next best thing....

[TestMangler]

Or as the morning Metro called him - Johnny Dept

That would have been mildly amusing if it had been Johnny Debt.

[darmstadt]

Has anyone pointed out: dict.cc Wörterbuch :: Depp :: Deutsch-Englisch-Übersetzung

[LondonManc]

Would that be still or sparkling, madam?

Frothy. She's a filthy gargler.

[Mordac]

Woolly mammoth jizz.

Would that be still or sparkling, madam?

[northernladyuk]

It'll be carafes of tiger blood next, mark my words.

Woolly mammoth jizz.

[SueEllen]

Hehe! But also if he's throwing big parties several nights a week, a few crates of £30 a bottle wine each time could soon rack up to that.

More fool him.

If you throw loads of parties no-one remembers them.

[OwlHoot]

It's only one bottle a month. It's not that much.

Hehe! But also if he's throwing big parties several nights a week, a few crates of £30 a bottle wine each time could soon rack up to that.

[Mordac]

I can just about believe £25000 a month on wine.

But what surpasses all comprehension and defies the imagination is £2,500,000 to fire some ashes out of a cannon!

(I mean not that it isn't a jolly caper and a good idea, but how it could conceivably cost so much. It's like spending two million on a carton of goat's milk.)

They must have seen him coming

[NotAllThere]

£23,000 a month on wine?

It's only one bottle a month. It's not that much.

[sal]

Or as the morning Metro called him - Johnny Dept

[woohoo]

At this rate it would probably be cheaper to let her take half.

But not as much fun.

Though I guess he just has to make one more film to be rich again (well at least by our standards).

[barrydidit]

It'll be carafes of tiger blood next, mark my words.

Pah, surely Panda Milk is the drink of choice for the discerning gentleman.

[LondonManc]

It'll be carafes of tiger blood next, mark my words.