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  • RonBW
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    How about taking it to the next level....?

    Next year

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by RonBW View Post
    I intend to celebrate Valentine's Day with my girlfriend the weekend before the big day, and with my wife on the actual day. Plan with no drawbacks
    How about taking it to the next level....?

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  • RonBW
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    I intend to celebrate Valentine's Day with my girlfriend the weekend before the big day, and with my wife on the actual day. Plan with no drawbacks

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    The old man has a gig there offering topless hand jobs.
    What like this:

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    The old man has a gig there offering topless hand jobs.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    The economic case is becoming finely balanced. Divorce in weeks from £37 - no forms or solicitor fees.
    INKSPE. Do it in style....

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  • vetran
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    look they have a card for everyone

    https://www.scribbler.com/valentines...o-to-maccy-d-s


    https://www.scribbler.com/valentines...kid-loves-cake

    https://www.scribbler.com/valentines-day-cards/knobhead

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Why bother saving if the man is paying for it anyway?
    because 50% of what he has now is better than 50% of whats left after the Lawyers charge you £200/Hour for a few years.

    Friend of mine offered his wife 60% (they had kids) she decided to go legal and she ended up with about 30% of what was left which was sod all.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    A chap I worked with had one of these websites as his plan b. He said if you can agree on most things, you can save an absolute fortune on divorce., ie no money to the legal sharks.
    Why bother saving if the man is paying for it anyway?

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    The economic case is becoming finely balanced. Divorce in weeks from £37 - no forms or solicitor fees.
    A chap I worked with had one of these websites as his plan b. He said if you can agree on most things, you can save an absolute fortune on divorce., ie no money to the legal sharks.

    Nice little earner as he put it.

    qh

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Petrol stations do a great range of cards and flowers. My wife loves the ones that don't smell too much of diesel.
    Vin Diesel?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    I used to be a hopeless romantic.

    Now I'm just hopeless.

    Haven't even got 'er a card yet.

    What to do?
    You've missed it by around 11.5 months...

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    So 50 quid for a delivery of flowers. Blooming 'eck.
    The economic case is becoming finely balanced. Divorce in weeks from £37 - no forms or solicitor fees.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    So 50 quid for a delivery of flowers. Blooming 'eck.
    I did that for the missus once. She said, "I suppose you want me on my back with my legs in the air?" I said, "nah, just use a vase like anyone else."

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  • ChimpMaster
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    So 50 quid for a delivery of flowers. Blooming 'eck.

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