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vetran replied

30 December 2016, 22:45
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Beestings is the first colostrum produced by cattle. Is that what you meant?

MF went to public school didn't he so he probably meant Beastings to keep the Fags on their toes.
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mudskipper replied

30 December 2016, 20:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Actually I preferred Kardashians. Saggy natural don't do it for me. Fake pert or proper pert are good, beestings out and Test Manglers mama ries are also out.

Beestings is the first colostrum produced by cattle. Is that what you meant?
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greenlake replied

30 December 2016, 19:57
Originally posted by original PM View Post

They need to be big enough to motorboat.

That's all really
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original PM replied

30 December 2016, 19:26
They need to be big enough to motorboat.

That's all really
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vetran replied

30 December 2016, 19:09
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

You misheard. What they actually said was "I can't wait for you to go".

voice of experience eh?

with mine she just shouts a lot about her coming! Not sure where from, she is already there.
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NotAllThere replied

30 December 2016, 13:14
Originally posted by vetran View Post

nah I love it when they say "I can't wait to get you into bed"

You misheard. What they actually said was "I can't wait for you to go".
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WTFH replied

30 December 2016, 13:12
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Meow.

You might make her meow, I make her purr...
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vetran replied

30 December 2016, 13:12
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Men your age? Patience.

nah I love it when they say "I can't wait to get you into bed"
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vetran replied

30 December 2016, 12:53
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Sounds like Mary Poppins....

Meow.
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BrilloPad replied

30 December 2016, 09:07
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Questionable moral standards and a pulse?

Sounds like Mary Poppins....
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WTFH replied

30 December 2016, 08:54
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Do you know what men my age find really sexy?

Questionable moral standards and a pulse?
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Fronttoback replied

30 December 2016, 08:45
Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post

Oh dear. Mine are quite pendulous.

Do many men like that?

Lots of men prefer the pendulous shape! It takes all sorts to make the world go around!
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NotAllThere replied

30 December 2016, 05:24
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Do you know what men my age find really sexy?

Men your age? Patience.
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Pip in a Poke replied

30 December 2016, 02:06
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

That's me lol!
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MarillionFan replied

29 December 2016, 23:42
Actually I preferred Kardashians. Saggy natural don't do it for me. Fake pert or proper pert are good, beestings out and Test Manglers mama ries are also out.
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