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xoggoth replied

16 December 2016, 18:39
Vibrators for either sex are bad news

Quite. There is a well known condition called Vibration White Finger due to operating power tools, so why should other bits be immune?

Really I don't see the point of this gadget, I just stick the food mixer up me ***.
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greenlake replied

16 December 2016, 18:28
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vetran replied

16 December 2016, 16:09
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Yeh....I thought everyone was fitted with one of these

SAS told me "Remember check your rectum after an afternoon with NLYUK." Didn't understand what he meant till now. I suppose the batteries can't last forever.
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MrMarkyMark replied

16 December 2016, 15:52
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Mine already vibrates. I thought it was normal.

I'm a bit worried now.

Yeh....I thought everyone was fitted with one of these
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Paddy replied

16 December 2016, 15:38
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Meet the biohacker who wants to turn his penis into a VIBRATOR | Daily Mail Online

It is most likely to destroy the sensitive nerve endings and render him impotent. Vibrators for either sex are bad news, at least for long term use.
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VectraMan replied

16 December 2016, 15:02
Mine already vibrates. I thought it was normal.

I'm a bit worried now.
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DaveB replied

16 December 2016, 14:56
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Meet the biohacker who wants to turn his penis into a VIBRATOR | Daily Mail Online

Or....

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Durex-10022.../dp/B000KHRG3W
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vetran started a topic Turn On, Tune In, Cop Off - NSFWish

16 December 2016, 14:50
Turn On, Tune In, Cop Off - NSFWish

Meet the biohacker who wants to turn his penis into a VIBRATOR | Daily Mail Online

Meet the cyborg who wants to turn his penis into a VIBRATOR: Biohacker, 35, says a wireless implant will boost his sex life
'Lovetron9000' is a vibrating implant inserted beneath a man's pubic bone
The device runs on a wireless rechargeable battery that lasts 45 minutes
Rich Lee, a salesman from Utah and father of 2, has built the unusual device
The biohacker is best known for having headphones implanted in his ears
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