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greenlake replied

11 December 2016, 17:41
Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post

Sod that, I'm with Guy Martin on this one, "when your dead your dead" so fill your boots whilst your here, yes I don't want to shorten it by doing something stupid but equally I don't want to go having never experienced all that life as to offer
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vetran replied

9 December 2016, 13:16
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

That's a bit harsh on the Aussies. At least they speak English!

I would love to experience the Minogue sisters.

they can bring their own sheets if they want!

Kylie Minogue Bedding | Kylie Bedroom Range at House of Fraser
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d000hg replied

9 December 2016, 13:12
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

That's a bit harsh on the Aussies. At least they speak English!

More or less.
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OwlHoot replied

9 December 2016, 12:45
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

There's lots of things I would like not to experience. ... most of the things that live in Australia, etc.

That's a bit harsh on the Aussies. At least they speak English!
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d000hg replied

9 December 2016, 11:49
Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post

I don't want to go having never experienced all that life as to offer

There's lots of things I would like not to experience. AIDS, tarantulas in my bed, those rotted fermented herrings they eat in Scandinavia, turning vegan, drowning, most of the things that live in Australia, etc.
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Paddy replied

9 December 2016, 11:17
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

One thing that is for sure about India: anything can be faked. And it usually is.

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Nayab replied

9 December 2016, 09:17
I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.
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RSoles replied

9 December 2016, 08:49
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

No way is that guy 120. I'd say he's 80 at most

But with no curries, no sex I'll bet it feels like 120 years.
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VectraMan replied

9 December 2016, 08:38
Being Spartacus is a better answer...

In pictures: Kirk Douglas at 100 - BBC News
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ChimpMaster replied

8 December 2016, 20:26
One thing that is for sure about India: anything can be faked. And it usually is.
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OwlHoot replied

8 December 2016, 16:54
No way is that guy 120. I'd say he's 80 at most
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LondonManc replied

8 December 2016, 16:51
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Maybe it made him bendy enough to suck his own?

There could be something in it after all. Yoga lessons; cheaper than handbags.
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original PM replied

8 December 2016, 16:32
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

At least you know what the yoga is for.

Maybe it made him bendy enough to suck his own?
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LondonManc replied

8 December 2016, 16:29
Originally posted by original PM View Post

I would imagine he has suffered from RSA and poor eyesight for the last 100 years!!!

At least you know what the yoga is for.
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original PM replied

8 December 2016, 16:05
Originally posted by sal View Post

Must have some ginormous blue balls...

I would imagine he has suffered from RSA and poor eyesight for the last 100 years!!!
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