Swipe right for absolution

[barrydidit]

We're launching our own app shortly. We have compromising photos of a Roman Catholic bishop with MF in the disabled toilet at Keighley bus station, so confession requests can be brokered on a sliding price scale.

Were they waiting for the bus to Hebden Bridge?

[d000hg]

Google is increasingly providing that kind of "smart search" data anyway - more and more often you don't need to click through to an actual website when you Google something.

[NickFitz]

So it's basically an app that does a Google map search for "Catholic church"?

I suppose it might have some clever stuff like knowing what time they offer confession or celebrate mass, so it can direct you accordingly. But I'm not trying it to find out; I don't want that lot after me again

[vetran]

His Grace is perverse in his tastes.

FTFY

[northernladyuk]

I thought MF was too old for Roman Catholic priests I mean he shaves and everything.

His Grace is catholic in his tastes.

[BrilloPad]

Afraid not - all the app does is tell you where your nearest Catholic church is, so you can go to confession or attend mass (or both, as you'll need to confess before receiving communion if you're not in a state of grace).

A shame really as it could suggest a suitable penance.

[d000hg]

Afraid not - all the app does is tell you where your nearest Catholic church is, so you can go to confession or attend mass (or both, as you'll need to confess before receiving communion if you're not in a state of grace).

So it's basically an app that does a Google map search for "Catholic church"?

[vetran]

We're launching our own app shortly. We have compromising photos of a Roman Catholic bishop with MF in the disabled toilet at Keighley bus station, so confession requests can be brokered on a sliding price scale.

I thought MF was too old for Roman Catholic priests I mean he shaves and everything.

[northernladyuk]

We're launching our own app shortly. We have compromising photos of a Roman Catholic bishop with MF in the disabled toilet at Keighley bus station, so confession requests can be brokered on a sliding price scale.

[NickFitz]

Can I get absolution for not having properly read the story?

It's a Mail link, so I doubt you would have found the main - or any - facts in there anyway

[VectraMan]

Afraid not - all the app does is tell you where your nearest Catholic church is, so you can go to confession or attend mass (or both, as you'll need to confess before receiving communion if you're not in a state of grace).

Can I get absolution for not having properly read the story?

[NickFitz]

They could build the same thing into porn sites. Then you'd be able to quickly get absolution for the video you've just watched.

Afraid not - all the app does is tell you where your nearest Catholic church is, so you can go to confession or attend mass (or both, as you'll need to confess before receiving communion if you're not in a state of grace).

[Lockhouse]

They could build the same thing into porn sites. Then you'd be able to quickly get absolution for the video you've just watched.

I make sure any pornos I watch have nuns in - purely to save myself the bother of course.

[VectraMan]

They could build the same thing into porn sites. Then you'd be able to quickly get absolution for the video you've just watched.

[vetran]

Catholic Church launches 'Sindr': the phone app which helps you confess | Daily Mail Online

Catholic Church launches 'Sindr': the phone app which helps you get a quick confession if you have sinned
The Catholic App is being launched in Scotland aiming to boost numbers
Developers Musemantik have plotted an interactive church map for users
It's already being dubbed 'Sindr' in a play on words with dating app Tinder
Launched by the Catholic Church, app will go live in the early part of 2017