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Previously on "Helloooo i'm not on the marching powder"

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Really........

    Well that's what he told you!!!!
    Early onset dementia kicking in I reckon!


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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Mr C was rather embarrassed at Heathrow airport enroute to a business meeting in Hungary, to have a rather cute Springer Spaniel come up to him, sit at his feet and expect a treat from the police handler on the other end of the pupper's lead.

    After a rather mortifying explanation that all he had was Hungarian currency, the policeman said the business people going to Hungary were increasing being tagged with false positives by police dogs for this very reason.
    Really........

    Well that's what he told you!!!!

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  • greenlake
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    Better than the alternative....

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Early onset dementia kicking in I reckon!
    Or she's been powdering her nose with Mr C 's banknotes again

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Thanks for telling us twice Cojak
    Early onset dementia kicking in I reckon!

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  • SueEllen
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    Thanks for telling us twice Cojak

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  • cojak
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    Mr C was rather embarrassed at Heathrow airport enroute to a business meeting in Hungary, to have a rather cute Springer Spaniel come up to him, sit at his feet and expect a treat from the police handler on the other end of the pupper's lead.

    After a rather mortifying explanation that all he had was Hungarian currency, the policeman said the business people going to Hungary were increasing being tagged with false positives by police dogs for this very reason.

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  • cojak
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    Mr C was rather embarrassed at Heathrow airport enroute to a business meeting in Hungary, to have a rather cute Springer Spaniel come up to him, sit at his feet and expect a treat from his police handler on the other end of his lead.

    After a rather mortifying explanation that all he had was Hungarian currency, the policeman said the business people going to Hungary were increasing being tagged with false positives by police dogs for this very reason.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Complete waste of time, IMO, if it is actually true.
    What did they hope to find, a sneaky gram or two in his pocket?


    Then what, a fine?
    Selfie with Dom Joly in handcuffs.

    I suspect plod like a bit of celebrity

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  • original PM
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    €500 surely......

    of a hookers n***ks

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    This would never happen to any self respecting contractor.

    It would always be a sterling solid silver Tiffany straw...

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  • BrilloPad
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    This would never happen to any self respecting contractor.

    It would always be a £50 note...

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    So he didn't dip it in flour to provoke exactly the response he got?
    Given the quality of most "showbiz level" sherbet the flour was likely to be of higher purity .

    TBF they would have done a chemical test on it, it must have come up fairly strong for them to take it further.

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  • NotAllThere
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    So he didn't dip it in flour to provoke exactly the response he got?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Complete waste of time, IMO, if it is actually true.
    What did they hope to find, a sneaky gram or two in his pocket?


    Then what, a fine?

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