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Originally posted by cojak View PostMr C was rather embarrassed at Heathrow airport enroute to a business meeting in Hungary, to have a rather cute Springer Spaniel come up to him, sit at his feet and expect a treat from the police handler on the other end of the pupper's lead.
After a rather mortifying explanation that all he had was Hungarian currency, the policeman said the business people going to Hungary were increasing being tagged with false positives by police dogs for this very reason.
Well that's what he told you!!!!
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostEarly onset dementia kicking in I reckon!
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Mr C was rather embarrassed at Heathrow airport enroute to a business meeting in Hungary, to have a rather cute Springer Spaniel come up to him, sit at his feet and expect a treat from the police handler on the other end of the pupper's lead.
After a rather mortifying explanation that all he had was Hungarian currency, the policeman said the business people going to Hungary were increasing being tagged with false positives by police dogs for this very reason.
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Mr C was rather embarrassed at Heathrow airport enroute to a business meeting in Hungary, to have a rather cute Springer Spaniel come up to him, sit at his feet and expect a treat from his police handler on the other end of his lead.
After a rather mortifying explanation that all he had was Hungarian currency, the policeman said the business people going to Hungary were increasing being tagged with false positives by police dogs for this very reason.
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FTFY
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThis would never happen to any self respecting contractor.
It would always be a sterling solid silver Tiffany straw...
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This would never happen to any self respecting contractor.
It would always be a £50 note...
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostSo he didn't dip it in flour to provoke exactly the response he got?
TBF they would have done a chemical test on it, it must have come up fairly strong for them to take it further.
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So he didn't dip it in flour to provoke exactly the response he got?
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Complete waste of time, IMO, if it is actually true.
What did they hope to find, a sneaky gram or two in his pocket?
Then what, a fine?
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