Breaking news in Derbyshire!

[greenlake]

The housekeeping she gives me doesn't come close to procuring even her entry level services.

[northernladuk]

Yes - its was NLyUK. I caught her sleeping with NLUK. I did the worst thing I could to him - I made him keep her...

Now everyone knows you are telling fibs. The housekeeping she gives me doesn't come close to procuring even her entry level services.

[BrilloPad]

The horror! What next?


BTW, BrilloPad, is it true you're 3rd ex-wife phoned you to say she had broken down last night up north?

Yes - its was NLyUK. I caught her sleeping with NLUK. I did the worst thing I could to him - I made him keep her...

[Old Greg]

No link? Or are they that backwards they don't even have a website?

Subscription only. They'd go out of business otherwise. It's nice that a village / town of 9,000 can sustain a printed newspaper. You do have to write your own articles.

[SueEllen]

Our local rag had a four page special when a local puppy training to be a guide dog graduated and left the area.

No link? Or are they that backwards they don't even have a website?

[barrydidit]

years ago i worked in OZ in a mining/resources town that was a tad "rough and ready"

The local paper had a large banner headline.. "our Strippers are safe".. after the local "gentleman's" club was taken over and a refit commenced..

Much humour where i worked.. cant get much more Sh*t Kicker than glad tidings that the strippers will still be in town..
Classy makeover | Gladstone Observer

Lol

"The goal is to make it more female-friendly.

The women's bathroom will be replaced - and that trademark sticky floor, too.

"It's going to be classy," part-owner David Rogers said."

[Old Greg]

Our local rag had a four page special when a local puppy training to be a guide dog graduated and left the area.

[original PM]

There must be 1 unhappy feminist in Derbyshire!

[Six It]

years ago i worked in OZ in a mining/resources town that was a tad "rough and ready"

The local paper had a large banner headline.. "our Strippers are safe".. after the local "gentleman's" club was taken over and a refit commenced..

Much humour where i worked.. cant get much more Sh*t Kicker than glad tidings that the strippers will still be in town..
Classy makeover | Gladstone Observer

[SimonMac]

Another broom snapped in half in Derbyshire village - Derbyshire Times

OOFAHQ

[Cirrus]

Nearby Rutland by comparison is like the Wild West. I can remember not too long ago when the Rutland Times front page was splashed with OLD LADY GETS BIKE NICKED

[WTFH]

The horror! What next?


BTW, BrilloPad, is it true you're 3rd ex-wife phoned you to say she had broken down last night up north?

[DaveB]

Another broom snapped in half in Derbyshire village - Derbyshire Times

A broom has been snapped in half in a Derbyshire village - the third such reported incident in 15 months.