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AndyW is OG's sommelier so anything beyond 'red' or 'white' or 'fizzy' is lost on him anyway.
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It's supper, not breakfast, you ignorant philistine.Originally posted by DaveB View PostClaret with Kedgeree? Really? You Sir are a an uneducated Johnny-Come-Lately. If you must drink with breakfast then an Alsace pinot gris, or a Reisling would be appropriate, or a sauvignon blanc if you really feel you have to, but NOT claret!
My condolences to your sommelier.
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Claret with Kedgeree? Really? You Sir are a an uneducated Johnny-Come-Lately. If you must drink with breakfast then an Alsace pinot gris, or a Reisling would be appropriate, or a sauvignon blanc if you really feel you have to, but NOT claret!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHow vulgar. The Chairman of the Bank of International Settlements meets me for kedgeree and a glass of claret on Thursday mornings to discuss my salary split preference between Krugerrands and Special Drawing Rights, and then delivers them personally to my registered address* by 3:00 p.m.
* Different delivery arrangements may exist during a Lord's Test Match
My condolences to your sommelier.
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How vulgar. The Chairman of the Bank of International Settlements meets me for kedgeree and a glass of claret on Thursday mornings to discuss my salary split preference between Krugerrands and Special Drawing Rights, and then delivers them personally to my registered address* by 3:00 p.m.Originally posted by teapot418 View PostDelivered every Friday lunchtime.

* Different delivery arrangements may exist during a Lord's Test Match
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Every Thursday. Non sequential bills. From a man called Trevor. *taps nose*
qh
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I just pop downstairs to the kitchen and open up the fridge....Originally posted by _V_ View PostMy company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.
I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
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You just need to set course for the Dutch Antilles to take advantage of the Oude Joris Max 120 structure.Originally posted by _V_ View PostMy company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.
I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
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My company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.
I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
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