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AndyW is OG's sommelier so anything beyond 'red' or 'white' or 'fizzy' is lost on him anyway.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostClaret with Kedgeree? Really? You Sir are a an uneducated Johnny-Come-Lately. If you must drink with breakfast then an Alsace pinot gris, or a Reisling would be appropriate, or a sauvignon blanc if you really feel you have to, but NOT claret!
My condolences to your sommelier.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHow vulgar. The Chairman of the Bank of International Settlements meets me for kedgeree and a glass of claret on Thursday mornings to discuss my salary split preference between Krugerrands and Special Drawing Rights, and then delivers them personally to my registered address* by 3:00 p.m.
* Different delivery arrangements may exist during a Lord's Test Match
My condolences to your sommelier.
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Originally posted by teapot418 View PostDelivered every Friday lunchtime.
* Different delivery arrangements may exist during a Lord's Test Match
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Every Thursday. Non sequential bills. From a man called Trevor. *taps nose*
qh
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Originally posted by _V_ View PostMy company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.
I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
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Originally posted by _V_ View PostMy company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.
I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
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My company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.
I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
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