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Previously on "How do you receive your director salary?"

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  • VectraMan
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    I use one of these:

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Long night?
    Late start.

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  • barrydidit
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    AndyW is OG's sommelier so anything beyond 'red' or 'white' or 'fizzy' is lost on him anyway.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    It's supper, not breakfast, you ignorant philistine.
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    and a glass of claret on Thursday mornings

    Long night?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Claret with Kedgeree? Really? You Sir are a an uneducated Johnny-Come-Lately. If you must drink with breakfast then an Alsace pinot gris, or a Reisling would be appropriate, or a sauvignon blanc if you really feel you have to, but NOT claret!

    My condolences to your sommelier.
    It's supper, not breakfast, you ignorant philistine.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    How vulgar. The Chairman of the Bank of International Settlements meets me for kedgeree and a glass of claret on Thursday mornings to discuss my salary split preference between Krugerrands and Special Drawing Rights, and then delivers them personally to my registered address* by 3:00 p.m.

    * Different delivery arrangements may exist during a Lord's Test Match
    Claret with Kedgeree? Really? You Sir are a an uneducated Johnny-Come-Lately. If you must drink with breakfast then an Alsace pinot gris, or a Reisling would be appropriate, or a sauvignon blanc if you really feel you have to, but NOT claret!

    My condolences to your sommelier.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by teapot418 View Post
    Delivered every Friday lunchtime.

    How vulgar. The Chairman of the Bank of International Settlements meets me for kedgeree and a glass of claret on Thursday mornings to discuss my salary split preference between Krugerrands and Special Drawing Rights, and then delivers them personally to my registered address* by 3:00 p.m.

    * Different delivery arrangements may exist during a Lord's Test Match

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  • teapot418
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    Delivered every Friday lunchtime.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    *taps nose*
    ....several times....

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  • quackhandle
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    Every Thursday. Non sequential bills. From a man called Trevor. *taps nose*


    qh

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    My company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.

    I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
    I just pop downstairs to the kitchen and open up the fridge....

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    My company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.

    I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.
    You just need to set course for the Dutch Antilles to take advantage of the Oude Joris Max 120 structure.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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  • Paddy
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    ...

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  • _V_
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    My company has a small office in the Cayman islands, where all my profits are made. This is where my salary is paid.

    I have to pickup my wages by flying there, and then sailing the new yacht back once a year.

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