Don't forget; for all your writing needs, the best place on the net has to be....
Pen Island Pens - Home
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Jolly Japes
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Jolly Japes"
Collapse
-
You'd enjoy The Timewaster Letters: Robin CooperOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostIf I get really bored I may be tempted to email Jack Russell Coaching and ask if they can accept an out-of-control, manic Jack Russell for obedience classes.
Leave a comment:
-
Leave a comment:
-
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by northernladuk View PostSame but it would have to be muddy enough to look like a sheep... oh.. To much info..
Yup. But not enough spelling....
Leave a comment:
-
Same but it would have to be muddy enough to look like a sheep... oh.. To much info..Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNLUK - tiny dog in handbag type?! Are you for frigging real? Nope. I am partial to an LV during the week, but I'm generally more of a wellies and big muddy dog type.
Leave a comment:
-
I can't seem to quote any messages at the moment for some reason.
WTFH - I love the idea of those muffs, that is hilarious.
NLUK - tiny dog in handbag type?! Are you for frigging real? Nope. I am partial to an LV during the week, but I'm generally more of a wellies and big muddy dog type.
Leave a comment:
-
I've also had to alter my mental image of MP somewhat.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostSweet jesus. They can be up to 24 stones in weight!! Blimey LOL...
And there was me thinking you were a Chihuahua in the LV handbag type!!
Leave a comment:
-
Sweet jesus. They can be up to 24 stones in weight!! Blimey LOL...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostEnglish Mastiff - she's nearly a year old and probably slightly under average size...!
And there was me thinking you were a Chihuahua in the LV handbag type!!
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post11 stone puppy?????? Ye god's. What is it? You sure you haven't bought a bear?
English Mastiff - she's nearly a year old and probably slightly under average size...!
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFinally, something useful on CUK!
Thanks.
I wasn't sure how to approach firework night this year, since my 11 stone puppy is currently really nervy....
You can also buy "Mutt Muffs" (no, seriously. Safe to Google at work), haven't tried them yet, and at £60, I'm not sure whether they are worth trying.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou might need more than one bottle
On a more practical note, make sure she has somewhere enclosed to hide - putting a blanket over her crate, if she has one, works well - and don't make too much fuss yourself. If she thinks you are anxious it will make her think she has more reason to be anxious herself.
Thanks Dave. You make a really good point about me not being anxious - she really does seem to pick up on my moods quite easily (poor girl). Feel free to pop in and take over!
Leave a comment:
-
You might need more than one bottleOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFinally, something useful on CUK!
Thanks.
I wasn't sure how to approach firework night this year, since my 11 stone puppy is currently really nervy....
On a more practical note, make sure she has somewhere enclosed to hide - putting a blanket over her crate, if she has one, works well - and don't make too much fuss yourself. If she thinks you are anxious it will make her think she has more reason to be anxious herself.
Leave a comment:
-
11 stone puppy?????? Ye god's. What is it? You sure you haven't bought a bear?
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- HMRC loan charge settlement offer: 3 things to check before you sign Today 07:41
- HMRC standstill agreements extended to 72 months: why the term's doubled, and what to check before signing Jul 31 05:53
- Who owns the loans? Inside the mystery of the loan charge recall scandal Jul 30 06:20
- Umbrella company winding-up petitions in 2026: the practical guide for contractors Jul 29 05:29
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Jul 28 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Jul 27 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- Burnham's housing vision vs. Starmer's home-buying reforms: what it means for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- In Khalil v Innovate Transport, a limited company contractor wasn’t a worker and was on £2.30 — not £230 Jul 21 07:58
- Andy Burnham is PM: 5 new IT policies set to shape UK tech and its contractors Jul 20 06:29

Leave a comment: