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  • LondonManc
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    Don't forget; for all your writing needs, the best place on the net has to be....

    Pen Island Pens - Home

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    If I get really bored I may be tempted to email Jack Russell Coaching and ask if they can accept an out-of-control, manic Jack Russell for obedience classes.
    You'd enjoy The Timewaster Letters: Robin Cooper

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Make sure that when getting your dog groomed it is done doggy style :-

    DOGGYSTYLES - Home

    For sure.


    Doggy style is usually my preference.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Make sure that when getting your dog groomed it is done doggy style :-

    DOGGYSTYLES - Home

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    English Mastiff - she's nearly a year old and probably slightly under average size...!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Same but it would have to be muddy enough to look like a sheep... oh.. To much info..

    Yup. But not enough spelling....

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    NLUK - tiny dog in handbag type?! Are you for frigging real? Nope. I am partial to an LV during the week, but I'm generally more of a wellies and big muddy dog type.
    Same but it would have to be muddy enough to look like a sheep... oh.. To much info..

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  • MaryPoppins
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    I can't seem to quote any messages at the moment for some reason.


    WTFH - I love the idea of those muffs, that is hilarious.


    NLUK - tiny dog in handbag type?! Are you for frigging real? Nope. I am partial to an LV during the week, but I'm generally more of a wellies and big muddy dog type.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Sweet jesus. They can be up to 24 stones in weight!! Blimey LOL...

    And there was me thinking you were a Chihuahua in the LV handbag type!!
    I've also had to alter my mental image of MP somewhat.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    English Mastiff - she's nearly a year old and probably slightly under average size...!
    Sweet jesus. They can be up to 24 stones in weight!! Blimey LOL...

    And there was me thinking you were a Chihuahua in the LV handbag type!!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    11 stone puppy?????? Ye god's. What is it? You sure you haven't bought a bear?

    English Mastiff - she's nearly a year old and probably slightly under average size...!

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Finally, something useful on CUK!


    Thanks.


    I wasn't sure how to approach firework night this year, since my 11 stone puppy is currently really nervy....


    You can also buy "Mutt Muffs" (no, seriously. Safe to Google at work), haven't tried them yet, and at £60, I'm not sure whether they are worth trying.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    You might need more than one bottle

    On a more practical note, make sure she has somewhere enclosed to hide - putting a blanket over her crate, if she has one, works well - and don't make too much fuss yourself. If she thinks you are anxious it will make her think she has more reason to be anxious herself.

    Thanks Dave. You make a really good point about me not being anxious - she really does seem to pick up on my moods quite easily (poor girl). Feel free to pop in and take over!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Finally, something useful on CUK!


    Thanks.


    I wasn't sure how to approach firework night this year, since my 11 stone puppy is currently really nervy....
    You might need more than one bottle

    On a more practical note, make sure she has somewhere enclosed to hide - putting a blanket over her crate, if she has one, works well - and don't make too much fuss yourself. If she thinks you are anxious it will make her think she has more reason to be anxious herself.

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  • northernladuk
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    11 stone puppy?????? Ye god's. What is it? You sure you haven't bought a bear?

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