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You'd enjoy The Timewaster Letters: Robin CooperOriginally posted by OwlHoot View PostIf I get really bored I may be tempted to email Jack Russell Coaching and ask if they can accept an out-of-control, manic Jack Russell for obedience classes.
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostSame but it would have to be muddy enough to look like a sheep... oh.. To much info..
Yup. But not enough spelling....
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Same but it would have to be muddy enough to look like a sheep... oh.. To much info..Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNLUK - tiny dog in handbag type?! Are you for frigging real? Nope. I am partial to an LV during the week, but I'm generally more of a wellies and big muddy dog type.
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I can't seem to quote any messages at the moment for some reason.
WTFH - I love the idea of those muffs, that is hilarious.
NLUK - tiny dog in handbag type?! Are you for frigging real? Nope. I am partial to an LV during the week, but I'm generally more of a wellies and big muddy dog type.
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I've also had to alter my mental image of MP somewhat.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostSweet jesus. They can be up to 24 stones in weight!! Blimey LOL...
And there was me thinking you were a Chihuahua in the LV handbag type!!
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Sweet jesus. They can be up to 24 stones in weight!! Blimey LOL...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostEnglish Mastiff - she's nearly a year old and probably slightly under average size...!
And there was me thinking you were a Chihuahua in the LV handbag type!!
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Originally posted by northernladuk View Post11 stone puppy?????? Ye god's. What is it? You sure you haven't bought a bear?
English Mastiff - she's nearly a year old and probably slightly under average size...!
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFinally, something useful on CUK!
Thanks.
I wasn't sure how to approach firework night this year, since my 11 stone puppy is currently really nervy....
You can also buy "Mutt Muffs" (no, seriously. Safe to Google at work), haven't tried them yet, and at £60, I'm not sure whether they are worth trying.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou might need more than one bottle
On a more practical note, make sure she has somewhere enclosed to hide - putting a blanket over her crate, if she has one, works well - and don't make too much fuss yourself. If she thinks you are anxious it will make her think she has more reason to be anxious herself.
Thanks Dave. You make a really good point about me not being anxious - she really does seem to pick up on my moods quite easily (poor girl). Feel free to pop in and take over!
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You might need more than one bottleOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFinally, something useful on CUK!
Thanks.
I wasn't sure how to approach firework night this year, since my 11 stone puppy is currently really nervy....
On a more practical note, make sure she has somewhere enclosed to hide - putting a blanket over her crate, if she has one, works well - and don't make too much fuss yourself. If she thinks you are anxious it will make her think she has more reason to be anxious herself.
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11 stone puppy?????? Ye god's. What is it? You sure you haven't bought a bear?
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