Reply to: Things get worse for millenials

[NigelJK]

They can't, they're too busy looking at porn their phones.

FTFY, also explains the article from the feminista.

[LondonManc]

These days everyone seems to meet someone on a dating website.

Ffs get out there and meet people!

They can't, they're too busy looking at their phones. HTHBIDI

[PurpleGorilla]

These days everyone seems to meet someone on a dating website.

Ffs get out there and meet people!

[original PM]

interesting the article does say that they have trouble committing

which I think was something we were saying the other day on another thread.

also this whole 'benching' thing is not new I was doing it back in the day.

the general rule was existing business on a friday night and new business on a saturday night...

[vetran]

Its cuz they are so busy sitting on the bench not bending over it!

Benching: The dating trend that could ruin your love life 

With benching, you don’t even get to a stage where you’re regularly dating. Instead the bencher strings along the benchee with well-timed WhatsApps and witty texts, or small promises that never materialise into big gestures.

Girls / Boys get some respect & tell em to foff. You are too busy shagging their mate who has much better bits!

[LondonManc]

Can we ditch this "millenials" crap? Why does the tag "millenials" apply to anyone born after 1990, and not 2000 (which would at least make sense)? We might as well call them "noughties". Or, on reading the article, perhaps "not so noughties"...

It's generally a reference to the decade in which your formative years were - typically your high school years.

[DimPrawn]

Can we ditch this "millenials" crap? Why does the tag "millenials" apply to anyone born after 1990, and not 2000 (which would at least make sense)? We might as well call them "noughties". Or, on reading the article, perhaps "not so noughties"...

Everyone calls them Snowflake Generation. Poor 'ickle bears. There, there, your iPad will be charged up soon.

[Mordac]

Statistics say millennials aren't having sex. Can you blame us?

Can we ditch this "millenials" crap? Why does the tag "millenials" apply to anyone born after 1990, and not 2000 (which would at least make sense)? We might as well call them "noughties". Or, on reading the article, perhaps "not so noughties"...

[MrMarkyMark]

Colin and Bernice know how it works

Now I know why most of these hipsters have faces like puckered ducks arses.
Their sacks are full

[barrydidit]

Statistics say millennials aren't having sex. Can you blame us?

Colin and Bernice know how it works

[FatLazyContractor]

Is English your first language?

Go there. You might be able to find a life.

[shaunbhoy]

Isn't that you feckwits are meant for?

Is English your first language?

[FatLazyContractor]

Well why would they when there are more exciting things to be doing? Those Pokemons won't catch themselves you know!

Isn't that you feckwits are meant for?

[shaunbhoy]

Statistics say millennials aren't having sex. Can you blame us?

Well why would they when there are more exciting things to be doing? Those Pokemons won't catch themselves you know!

[WTFH]

Apparently 69% have never tried anything other than missionary.