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  • xoggoth
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    This wildlife park looks much more fun.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loVhvZWpTwM

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  • MarillionFan
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    Ha ha. Stupid foreigners

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  • WTFH
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    Worst thing is that the lawyers and right wingers will be campaigning to have the Tigers killed for it, rather than accepting that the problem is keeping wild animals in zoos and then allowing stupid people in.

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  • VectraMan
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    A tiger attacked her, prompting the second woman to go and try to save her. Another tiger then mauled the second woman to death, before carrying off her body. The first woman was injured in the attack.
    It seems darwinically speaking that getting out of the car is fine. It's the going to help gene that needs wiping out.

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  • vetran
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    bet he is hungry again in half hour.

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  • barrydidit
    started a topic Chinese takeaway

    Chinese takeaway

    For a tiger

    Family argument in wildlife park leaves woman dead after she leaves car and gets eaten by tiger

    Not sure if this earns a Darwin as the child in the car might have been hers
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