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Previously on "Anyone got any experience with setting up Dating Websites?"

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    WTF are you on about you old tart?!
    Well, you have given him access to your "personal material" website and he WFH.

    You can work the rest out by yourself

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Double entry strikes me as possible with either sex.

    Now triple entry.....
    WTF are you on about you old tart?!

    I am referring to double entry in book keeping and how much female accountants love it Well, mine does!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    He needs to ask his female accountant first.
    Double entry strikes me as possible with either sex.

    Now triple entry.....

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY

    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    He needs to ask NLUK, who will then advise him to ask his female accountant first.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    so you fancy a bit of double entry?
    He needs to ask his female accountant first.

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  • vetran
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    so you fancy a bit of double entry?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Says who? The version 13278.23 can even the user.
    There is unfortunately has a few bugs in that release, Suity has a fair few law suits outstanding, largely for "reconstructive" surgery .

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Suits far too busy with his own BPM software, it doesn't write itself you know

    FTFY
    Says who? The version 13278.23 can even the user.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Suits far too busy with his own BPM software, it doesn't write itself you know

    FTFY

    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I know. So did I, but changed my mind and set up a porn website, simply to store and catalog my personal material, which grew quite beeg.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    I thought of setting one up as a plan B a few years back, but the sums just didn't add up.


    I know. So did I, but changed my mind and set up a porn website which grew quite beeg.

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  • Uncle Albert
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    I thought of setting one up as a plan B a few years back, but the sums just didn't add up.


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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post


    Is it regional based, down south or UP NORTH?
    Definitely for the UK only.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    I'd be tempted to PM someone with expertise.

    Have you asked Suity?

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  • SimonMac
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    Is it regional based, down south or UP NORTH?

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  • Anyone got any experience with setting up Dating Websites?

    So I registered AccountantsDating.com - For when you want to ask about more than just Tax - and was wondering if anyone had any experience of setting up dating websites and using Search Engine Optimisation. Apparently there are 14 key points to be aware of. I've done a search but not been able to find anything online.

    I'd ask my accountant but he's a hairy arsed bloke called Steve and I don't really think he'd be able to help.

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