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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostBut I've got the biggest willy by a mile....
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNot exactly the brightest spark in the firework factory, is he?
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostMy local fireworks factory only employs Polish workers. Welsh are looked down as the plague.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNot exactly the brightest spark in the firework factory, is he?
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostErm, you already did....
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostNot even going to bother replying to NLUK on that one. Scraping the bottom of the barrel there to crowbar in some abuse on a totally unrelated subject.
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Not even going to bother replying to NLUK on that one. Scraping the bottom of the barrel there to crowbar in some abuse on a totally unrelated subject.
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Originally posted by northernladuk View Postbut lose everything including your dignity and pride for being a benefits scrounger.
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostLose a point for British and (I assume) not being Welsh....
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWas listening to some Radio 4 thing about Political Correctness, and came across this phrase. So I checked mine, and it confirmed what I've always thought - I'm awesome.
Male
White
Middle-aged
Wealthy
British
Privately educated.
The only one I'm missing is coming from a rich background (the private education came from a free place).
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI'm a contractor. What is this "employer" of which you speak?
You never said you are able-bodied or don't have a long term illness. Though some people argue having the personality disorder I mentioned doesn't count
Therefore you, as an employer, can make you, as the employee, the diversity officer for having a disability.
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostLittle chance of career progression at an "equal opportunities" employer
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