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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    But I've got the biggest willy by a mile....
    that's not what she meant when she said 'you are the biggest prick I have ever met'.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    But I've got the biggest willy by a mile....
    You are still in primary school ffs.

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Not exactly the brightest spark in the firework factory, is he?
    But I've got the biggest willy by a mile....

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    My local fireworks factory only employs Polish workers. Welsh are looked down as the plague.
    I wrote "PC is a nobhead" on his window once. Took him ages to lick it off.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Not exactly the brightest spark in the firework factory, is he?
    My local fireworks factory only employs Polish workers. Welsh are looked down as the plague.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Erm, you already did....
    Not exactly the brightest spark in the firework factory, is he?

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Not even going to bother replying to NLUK on that one. Scraping the bottom of the barrel there to crowbar in some abuse on a totally unrelated subject.
    Erm, you already did....

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  • psychocandy
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    Not even going to bother replying to NLUK on that one. Scraping the bottom of the barrel there to crowbar in some abuse on a totally unrelated subject.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    but lose everything including your dignity and pride for being a benefits scrounger.
    Ah but still better being a welsh benefits scrounger than an english tax payer....

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Lose a point for British and (I assume) not being Welsh....
    but lose everything including your dignity and pride for being a benefits scrounger.

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Was listening to some Radio 4 thing about Political Correctness, and came across this phrase. So I checked mine, and it confirmed what I've always thought - I'm awesome.

    Male
    White
    Middle-aged
    Wealthy
    British
    Privately educated.

    The only one I'm missing is coming from a rich background (the private education came from a free place).
    Lose a point for British and (I assume) not being Welsh....

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I'm a contractor. What is this "employer" of which you speak?
    Actually he's wrong.

    You never said you are able-bodied or don't have a long term illness. Though some people argue having the personality disorder I mentioned doesn't count

    Therefore you, as an employer, can make you, as the employee, the diversity officer for having a disability.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Little chance of career progression at an "equal opportunities" employer
    I'm a contractor. What is this "employer" of which you speak?

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    That suggests that he has existing ones.....
    LOL

    I'm not suggesting anything.
    I wrote new mate because he's married.

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