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You are still in primary school ffs.Originally posted by psychocandy View PostBut I've got the biggest willy by a mile....
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But I've got the biggest willy by a mile....Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNot exactly the brightest spark in the firework factory, is he?
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I wrote "PC is a nobhead" on his window once. Took him ages to lick it off.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostMy local fireworks factory only employs Polish workers. Welsh are looked down as the plague.
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My local fireworks factory only employs Polish workers. Welsh are looked down as the plague.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNot exactly the brightest spark in the firework factory, is he?
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Not exactly the brightest spark in the firework factory, is he?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostErm, you already did....
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Erm, you already did....Originally posted by psychocandy View PostNot even going to bother replying to NLUK on that one. Scraping the bottom of the barrel there to crowbar in some abuse on a totally unrelated subject.
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Not even going to bother replying to NLUK on that one. Scraping the bottom of the barrel there to crowbar in some abuse on a totally unrelated subject.
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Ah but still better being a welsh benefits scrounger than an english tax payer....Originally posted by northernladuk View Postbut lose everything including your dignity and pride for being a benefits scrounger.
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but lose everything including your dignity and pride for being a benefits scrounger.Originally posted by psychocandy View PostLose a point for British and (I assume) not being Welsh....
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Lose a point for British and (I assume) not being Welsh....Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWas listening to some Radio 4 thing about Political Correctness, and came across this phrase. So I checked mine, and it confirmed what I've always thought - I'm awesome.
Male
White
Middle-aged
Wealthy
British
Privately educated.
The only one I'm missing is coming from a rich background (the private education came from a free place).
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Actually he's wrong.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI'm a contractor. What is this "employer" of which you speak?
You never said you are able-bodied or don't have a long term illness. Though some people argue having the personality disorder I mentioned doesn't count
Therefore you, as an employer, can make you, as the employee, the diversity officer for having a disability.
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I'm a contractor. What is this "employer" of which you speak?Originally posted by LondonManc View PostLittle chance of career progression at an "equal opportunities" employer
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