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Previously on "What never worked for MF !"

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I'm sorry I've upset you.
    Apology accepted, I'm sure time will be a good healer

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  • WTFH
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    When I saw the title of this thread, I thought the answer was going to be "his personality".

    How disappointed am I?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    And you believed all the other Carp he told you
    I'm sorry I've upset you.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I did not believe Londonmanc when he told me about your ladyboy obsessions
    And you believed all the other Carp he told you

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    So you want to lose the belly fat, but keep your titties
    I did not believe Londonmanc when he told me about your ladyboy obsessions

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Dats racist.
    Hey, the Surname 'Chin' I meant

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Says the man who has more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book does
    So you want to lose the belly fat, but keep your titties

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Says the man who has more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book does
    Dats racist.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well the quickest obviously is liposuction, where they take out and throw away the useless fat.

    In FLC's case, they could just cut his useless lardy head off.
    Says the man who has more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book does

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    What a pile of crap that article is. Doing situps, drinking milk? And the diet was the winner. Whodathunk it.
    Well the quickest obviously is liposuction, where they take out and throw away the useless fat.

    In FLC's case, they could just cut his useless lardy head off.

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  • northernladuk
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    What a pile of crap that article is. Doing situps, drinking milk? And the diet was the winner. Whodathunk it.

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  • Mordac
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    MF may be carrying some excess timber, but I rather suspect you're very low on the list of those whose advice he may seek in that regard.

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  • BrilloPad
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    The conclusion - diet and exercise. What a surprise.....

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  • FatLazyContractor
    started a topic What never worked for MF !

    What never worked for MF !

    Belly fat: What's the best way to get rid of it? - BBC News

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