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MF may be carrying some excess timber, but I rather suspect you're very low on the list of those whose advice he may seek in that regard.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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What a pile of crap that article is. Doing situps, drinking milk? And the diet was the winner. Whodathunk it.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Well the quickest obviously is liposuction, where they take out and throw away the useless fat.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWhat a pile of crap that article is. Doing situps, drinking milk? And the diet was the winner. Whodathunk it.
In FLC's case, they could just cut his useless lardy head off.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Says the man who has more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book doesOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell the quickest obviously is liposuction, where they take out and throw away the useless fat.
In FLC's case, they could just cut his useless lardy head off.
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Dats racist.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostSays the man who has more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book does
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So you want to lose the belly fat, but keep your tittiesOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostSays the man who has more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book does
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I did not believe Londonmanc when he told me about your ladyboy obsessionsOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSo you want to lose the belly fat, but keep your titties
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