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Previously on "The tulip I've tuliupped today"

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    A one hour poo! Record!
    For yonners like you, yes. Working in El Vibrante means it was a quick leg-lifter to start the day off.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You just need to post more... Mission accomplished.
    That might prove difficult.

    Let's give him a day to calm down.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by garnet View Post
    Some people post what they eat. I will naturally extend the topic to what comes from the other end.
    Lets see if we can burry this forum in tulip.

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    You just need to post more... Mission accomplished.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Type 5 is your classic beer tulip the morning after.

    Oh and I just earned about £8 for taking a tulip.
    A one hour poo! Record!

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  • LondonManc
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    Type 5 is your classic beer tulip the morning after.

    Oh and I just earned about £8 for taking a tulip.

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  • WTFH
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    Or for those who might want some for their lunch...

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  • WTFH
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    As you said yourself...
    Originally posted by garnet View Post
    I don't give a tulip, boy.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by garnet View Post
    Some people post what they eat. I will naturally extend the topic to what comes from the other end.
    Lets see if we can burry this forum in tulip.

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    I know one thing, you seem to specialise in talking utter tulipe, so this could be interesting.

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  • SueEllen
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    Are you that irregular you have to post to prove you didn't have to go to A&E again for help?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    We will let you volunteer to perform the "analysis" activity as you seem to have plenty of time on your hands

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  • garnet
    started a topic The tulip I've tuliupped today

    The tulip I've tuliupped today

    Some people post what they eat. I will naturally extend the topic to what comes from the other end.
    Lets see if we can burry this forum in tulip.

    <photo placeholder when tulip is out>
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