Buying a horse next to busy road (and other parodies)

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WTFH replied

7 May 2016, 08:39
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Empty the box and rent it to an immigrant.....

Nah, rent it to your limited company as the official address so they pay you £350 a month, then get them to sub let it to you for £5 a month because then you earn £345 a month tax free.
Also you can move it to your client site and live in the car park.
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BrilloPad replied

7 May 2016, 06:12
Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post

Suggestions on buying a 'works vehicle' for tax purposes. It's a nice looking vehicle, well maintained and very clean. Not sure why it is parked up. But there is a box in the back and I think it may be full. [emoji33]

Empty the box and rent it to an immigrant.....
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GJABS replied

7 May 2016, 01:07
Caption contest for the bloke on the moped?
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greenlake replied

6 May 2016, 22:21
Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post

Buying a hearse next to busy road

Make sure it's legally parked....
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PurpleGorilla replied

6 May 2016, 22:10
Buying a hearse next to busy road

Suggestions on buying a 'works vehicle' for tax purposes. It's a nice looking vehicle, well maintained and very clean. Not sure why it is parked up. But there is a box in the back and I think it may be full. [emoji33]
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greenlake replied

6 May 2016, 18:56
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

The horse itself is awesome. The compromise is on the road. How noisy will it be? is it worth the bum? Value of the horse is £5,500.

Go for it....
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greenlake replied

6 May 2016, 18:53
Looks like you were caught by the Google street cam....
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DallasDad replied

6 May 2016, 18:34
Too late, the horse has bolted when it saw NLUK approaching with his Turf Accountant.
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DallasDad replied

6 May 2016, 18:28
Shirley you meant on a Bridle Path not an A road.
You have missed crucial info like so many newbie posters here, you have not said if you have checked with your turf accountant first.

Is the Horse a Mare a Stallion or a Gelding
If a Stallion whats the totty risk along said Bridle Path?
You may need good PI and PL to avoid risk of shagging potential clients without agreeing a fee first.

£5.5K is steep I paid £200 each for mine cash none of this mortgage malarkey and they are more than capable of pulling the company trap.
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Old Greg replied

6 May 2016, 18:02
Bumming a horse next to busy road

Suggestions on bumming a horse that is on an "A" road separated by a slip road and green. So the horse is about 10-15 feet away from the main (busy) A road (with the slip road and be green in between the house and the " A" road) The horse itself is awesome. The compromise is on the road. How noisy will it be? is it worth the bum? Value of the horse is £5,500.

Advice appreciated for a cukker who wishes to upgrade from goat blowing while remaining anonymous. Thanks.

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6 May 2016, 17:50
Buying a horse next to busy road (and other parodies)

Suggestions on buying a horse that is on an "A" road separated by a slip road and green. So the horse is about 10-15 feet away from the main (busy) A road (with the slip road and be green in between the house and the " A" road) The horse itself is awesome. The compromise is on the road. How noisy will it be? is it worth the buy? Value of the horse is £5,500. Thanks
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