Buying a horse next to busy road (and other parodies)

[AtW]

Suggestions on buying a horse that is on an "A" road separated by a slip road and green. So the horse is about 10-15 feet away from the main (busy) A road (with the slip road and be green in between the house and the " A" road) The horse itself is awesome. The compromise is on the road. How noisy will it be? is it worth the buy? Value of the horse is £5,500. Thanks

[Old Greg]

Bumming a horse next to busy road

Suggestions on bumming a horse that is on an "A" road separated by a slip road and green. So the horse is about 10-15 feet away from the main (busy) A road (with the slip road and be green in between the house and the " A" road) The horse itself is awesome. The compromise is on the road. How noisy will it be? is it worth the bum? Value of the horse is £5,500.

Advice appreciated for a cukker who wishes to upgrade from goat blowing while remaining anonymous. Thanks.

[DallasDad]

Shirley you meant on a Bridle Path not an A road.
You have missed crucial info like so many newbie posters here, you have not said if you have checked with your turf accountant first.

Is the Horse a Mare a Stallion or a Gelding
If a Stallion whats the totty risk along said Bridle Path?
You may need good PI and PL to avoid risk of shagging potential clients without agreeing a fee first.

£5.5K is steep I paid £200 each for mine cash none of this mortgage malarkey and they are more than capable of pulling the company trap.

[DallasDad]

Too late, the horse has bolted when it saw NLUK approaching with his Turf Accountant.

[greenlake]

Looks like you were caught by the Google street cam....

[greenlake]

The horse itself is awesome. The compromise is on the road. How noisy will it be? is it worth the bum? Value of the horse is £5,500.

Go for it....

[PurpleGorilla]

Buying a hearse next to busy road

Suggestions on buying a 'works vehicle' for tax purposes. It's a nice looking vehicle, well maintained and very clean. Not sure why it is parked up. But there is a box in the back and I think it may be full. [emoji33]

[greenlake]

Buying a hearse next to busy road

Make sure it's legally parked....

[GJABS]

Caption contest for the bloke on the moped?

[BrilloPad]

Suggestions on buying a 'works vehicle' for tax purposes. It's a nice looking vehicle, well maintained and very clean. Not sure why it is parked up. But there is a box in the back and I think it may be full. [emoji33]

Empty the box and rent it to an immigrant.....