I'm thinking of changing...

[Scruff]

astalavista.box.sk 🕷

[Uncle Albert]

ska?

I tried that once but it had a few bugs.

1. Even with Ad-Block, it kept trying to sell me sofas
2. Every search returned pictures of squirrels
3. Dirty smears of coffee coloured liquid would drip down my screen
4. When I tried to find out about Colombia it went into lock-down mode and threatened to take some Cornish farmers hostage

[greenlake]

[ctdctd]

Bing - it's the future.

[cojak]

Duckduckgo. Then you can find out stuff that European people and courts would rather hope that you couldn't find.

[mudskipper]

ska?

[DallasDad]

Jeeves asked Google who in turn subbed out the disgraceful request to Yahoo, who suggested asking Altavista before realising it had eaten it whole in 2003

Meanwhile back in the dark ages Google told Booble to Cease and Desist

so that left us with https://duckduckgo.com/

[SlipTheJab]

altavista?

[PurpleGorilla]

ask jeeves

[FatLazyContractor]

Try booble

[WTFH]

I'm thinking of changing my search engine. I've asked my accountant and she suggested I try Googling it.


This created a paradox.


I want to change from Google to another engine, but the only suggestion I get is to try using the search engine I don't want to use to get an answer they won't want to give.


What can I do, before the universe collapses both philosophically and metaphysically?