Reply to: If a Muslim gave a book to a Christian, it would be fine.

[NotAllThere]

...Or maybe a tax on cretinism. ...

I'd vote for that!

[xoggoth]

I've done;

So what's wrong with us Satanists?
PS Goats are not very good at wiping their * either.

[SueEllen]

MacDonalds tax?

MacDonalds already has VAT on their food.

Actually the government's missed a trick here.

I would put an extra 5% tax on all foods apart from bread with more than 2 ingredients.

Why bread? Well as least if you are hungry you can eat bread on its own.

[BrilloPad]

MacDonalds tax?

Or maybe a tax on cretinism. In this case I would like it to be retrospective and have assguru's 30k posts to be taken into consideration.

[NotAllThere]

Wine is mostly foreign so needs to be taxed hard.

But spirits are made locally, so they need to be taxed lightly. Gin at 5p a shot anyone?

[SueEllen]

Yep, nanny state is correct: Nanny State Index: 'Excessive' regulation and 'sin taxes' make UK the worst place in the EU to be a wine drinker or smoker | Home News | News | The Independent

Wine is mostly foreign so needs to be taxed hard.

The number of smokers is decreasing as the revenue needs to be kept the same it needs to be taxed hard.

[SueEllen]

I went to a mosque, and invited a bigot friend the next visit to see, he says no thanks - don't wanna see a load of unwashed arses in my face. So I wondered and googled about this dirty-arse rumour muslims are supposed to have.

Turns out, yes they do wipe their arses with water and with the left hand and then wash the hand after. Bit odd but left hand in their faith is just for that. Then I was told well look at what you do, wipe your arses with variable quality paper and basically spread a fair mount of poo up your crack until next shower time. Some sense in it, not sure it's for me but they're definitely not dirty.

I've done;

Anglican
RC
Russian Orthodox
Muslim
Sikh

Not done

Jewish
Hindu

Should try, best for me was Russian Orth, no preaching, just beautiful voice-only choir, candles, no pews, priest wondering around chanting. Worst was RC, lecture, blame, preach, sin, sin, sin....

Go to a RC christening. 2-3 month old babies are sinful....

[BrilloPad]

Haynes manual on Greasing the big end?

The Cookie Sutra: (E): Amazon.co.uk: E. Jaye: 9780761138099: Books

[darmstadt]

Unfortunately, what is appropriate changes over time. What this women did would not, say 30 years so, have raised any eyebrows. Frankly I find it all a bit nanny-state, and think it's stupid that discussing religion is off limits. Soon it'll be politics and cookery we're not allowed to talk about. The weather as a topic should remain safe.

Yep, nanny state is correct: Nanny State Index: 'Excessive' regulation and 'sin taxes' make UK the worst place in the EU to be a wine drinker or smoker | Home News | News | The Independent

[stek]

I was given one of these easy read for non Muslim's Quran books by some colleagues I was working with when I was out in Egypt. I did show a lot if interest in their culture and ways though so I was quite touched. Never read it to be fair but the thought was nice.

I went to a mosque, and invited a bigot friend the next visit to see, he says no thanks - don't wanna see a load of unwashed arses in my face. So I wondered and googled about this dirty-arse rumour muslims are supposed to have.

Turns out, yes they do wipe their arses with water and with the left hand and then wash the hand after. Bit odd but left hand in their faith is just for that. Then I was told well look at what you do, wipe your arses with variable quality paper and basically spread a fair mount of poo up your crack until next shower time. Some sense in it, not sure it's for me but they're definitely not dirty.

I've done;

Anglican
RC
Russian Orthodox
Muslim
Sikh

Not done

Jewish
Hindu

Should try, best for me was Russian Orth, no preaching, just beautiful voice-only choir, candles, no pews, priest wondering around chanting. Worst was RC, lecture, blame, preach, sin, sin, sin....

[unemployed]

She can give me a "book" anytime she wants.....

Haynes manual on Greasing the big end?

[BrilloPad]

I was given one of these easy read for non Muslim's Quran books by some colleagues I was working with when I was out in Egypt. I did show a lot if interest in their culture and ways though so I was quite touched. Never read it to be fair but the thought was nice.

So did I. I passed it onto my accountant for comment.

[BrilloPad]

She can give me a "book" anytime she wants.....

[northernladuk]

I was given one of these easy read for non Muslim's Quran books by some colleagues I was working with when I was out in Egypt. I did show a lot if interest in their culture and ways though so I was quite touched. Never read it to be fair but the thought was nice.

[barrydidit]

It was the same story when I offered to straighten out the office lezzer. Some people just don't want helping.