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Previously on "If a Muslim gave a book to a Christian, it would be fine."
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I've done;
PS Goats are not very good at wiping their * either.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMacDonalds tax?
Actually the government's missed a trick here.
I would put an extra 5% tax on all foods apart from bread with more than 2 ingredients.
Why bread? Well as least if you are hungry you can eat bread on its own.
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MacDonalds tax?
Or maybe a tax on cretinism. In this case I would like it to be retrospective and have assguru's 30k posts to be taken into consideration.
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWine is mostly foreign so needs to be taxed hard.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
The number of smokers is decreasing as the revenue needs to be kept the same it needs to be taxed hard.
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Originally posted by stek View PostI went to a mosque, and invited a bigot friend the next visit to see, he says no thanks - don't wanna see a load of unwashed arses in my face. So I wondered and googled about this dirty-arse rumour muslims are supposed to have.
Turns out, yes they do wipe their arses with water and with the left hand and then wash the hand after. Bit odd but left hand in their faith is just for that. Then I was told well look at what you do, wipe your arses with variable quality paper and basically spread a fair mount of poo up your crack until next shower time. Some sense in it, not sure it's for me but they're definitely not dirty.
I've done;
Anglican
RC
Russian Orthodox
Muslim
Sikh
Not done
Jewish
Hindu
Should try, best for me was Russian Orth, no preaching, just beautiful voice-only choir, candles, no pews, priest wondering around chanting. Worst was RC, lecture, blame, preach, sin, sin, sin....
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Originally posted by unemployed View PostHaynes manual on Greasing the big end?
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostUnfortunately, what is appropriate changes over time. What this women did would not, say 30 years so, have raised any eyebrows. Frankly I find it all a bit nanny-state, and think it's stupid that discussing religion is off limits. Soon it'll be politics and cookery we're not allowed to talk about. The weather as a topic should remain safe.
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI was given one of these easy read for non Muslim's Quran books by some colleagues I was working with when I was out in Egypt. I did show a lot if interest in their culture and ways though so I was quite touched. Never read it to be fair but the thought was nice.
Turns out, yes they do wipe their arses with water and with the left hand and then wash the hand after. Bit odd but left hand in their faith is just for that. Then I was told well look at what you do, wipe your arses with variable quality paper and basically spread a fair mount of poo up your crack until next shower time. Some sense in it, not sure it's for me but they're definitely not dirty.
I've done;
Anglican
RC
Russian Orthodox
Muslim
Sikh
Not done
Jewish
Hindu
Should try, best for me was Russian Orth, no preaching, just beautiful voice-only choir, candles, no pews, priest wondering around chanting. Worst was RC, lecture, blame, preach, sin, sin, sin....
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostShe can give me a "book" anytime she wants.....
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI was given one of these easy read for non Muslim's Quran books by some colleagues I was working with when I was out in Egypt. I did show a lot if interest in their culture and ways though so I was quite touched. Never read it to be fair but the thought was nice.
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I was given one of these easy read for non Muslim's Quran books by some colleagues I was working with when I was out in Egypt. I did show a lot if interest in their culture and ways though so I was quite touched. Never read it to be fair but the thought was nice.
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It was the same story when I offered to straighten out the office lezzer. Some people just don't want helping.
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