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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe Roman Chariots sauna is also hiring. Good rates of pay too.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostGood news MF.
I another note, I hear Morrisons are hiring.
You may have to re jig your CV for the "Product Replenishment Consultant" role, but I'm sure you will manage
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Good news MF.
I another note, I hear Morrisons are hiring.
You may have to re jig your CV for the "Product Replenishment Consultant" role, but I'm sure you will manage
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
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Originally posted by Bee View PostWhat are you talking about, this is slang?
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post...Is it too early for Lidl?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWorking my notice. Every penny counts now.
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDid you go back to the "Professional" and tell him to feck off ? Wasn't he the one who told you off for trying to compare the size of your little sausage with his ego?
5 grand ? Isn't that what you tip the air hostesses on BA after a handjob?
Working my notice. Every penny counts now.
For all those times the BA hostess took too long, I'm now looking for a refund.
Is it too early for Lidl?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell, it's sometimes difficult to find out the truth.
When a professional says 'You've had a heart attack', followed by an admission to a cardiac recovery ward, where they all tell you, you've had a heart attack, then the consultant comes in and tells you, you've had a heart attack and 4 days, 5 grand later you realize it was something else, then it's probably not wrong.
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5 grand ? Isn't that what you tip the air hostesses on BA after a handjob?
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostSo eventually, it was a fantasy heart attack then!
Wonder where she gets it from
Well, it's sometimes difficult to find out the truth.
When a professional says 'You've had a heart attack', followed by an admission to a cardiac recovery ward, where they all tell you, you've had a heart attack, then the consultant comes in and tells you, you've had a heart attack and 4 days, 5 grand later you realize it was something else, then it's probably not wrong.
In your case though, if everyone says 'You're a chunt' including your own mum, 'then you can probably say, you're a chunt'
You chunt.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWTF are you talking about? This thread was about a heart attack, not the frontal lobotomy you two morons have had.
Wonder where she gets it from
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Originally posted by Bee View PostWhat are you talking about, this is slang?
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